A boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between potential and realistic?" The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he'd tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, "A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!" He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, "Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he's the hottest guy ever!" Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, "A million dollars? Hell yes I would. I'd be rich!" When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family's responses, the dad says, "Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer." ;-)

A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replies, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." She then hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle,

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the police."

Adam ate the apple, too.

Men will never learn

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