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~Dick Humor~
Posted: 2022-03-17 07:08:33
So this is some riDICulous Jokes...
Hope you enjoy and get a good few laughs!!!
Feel free to add your own.
*What do a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common? The more you play with it , the harder it gets.
*A penis is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought an raise it.
*What do you call a cheap circumcision? A Rip off
*What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef Stroganoff
*I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels good.
*Three People in the bed is called a: Three sum.
Two People in bed is called a: Couple.
So what do you call a Single guy in bed alone? Handsome
Hope you enjoy and get a good few laughs!!!
Feel free to add your own.
*What do a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common? The more you play with it , the harder it gets.
*A penis is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought an raise it.
*What do you call a cheap circumcision? A Rip off
*What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef Stroganoff
*I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels good.
*Three People in the bed is called a: Three sum.
Two People in bed is called a: Couple.
So what do you call a Single guy in bed alone? Handsome
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Re: ~Dick Humor~
Posted: 2022-03-17 08:22:33
*A dick has a sad life...
His hair is a mess,
His family is nuts,
His neighbor's an asshole,
His bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him!
His hair is a mess,
His family is nuts,
His neighbor's an asshole,
His bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him!
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Re: ~Dick Humor~
Posted: 2022-03-17 14:12:02
Hey Kylie,nice ones,got me smiling.
Here's my lame attempt...
Feeling a little frisky this morning,I asked my wife if shes in the mood for a quickie.
"Don't be ri-dick-ulous", she answered.
"Let's rather go the whole 2 minutes".
Here's my lame attempt...
Feeling a little frisky this morning,I asked my wife if shes in the mood for a quickie.
"Don't be ri-dick-ulous", she answered.
"Let's rather go the whole 2 minutes".
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Re: ~Dick Humor~
Posted: 2022-03-22 09:58:30
Penis says to his balls,
"I'll take you two to a party".
The balls reply, "you f#cking liar!! You always go inside alone and leave us outside knocking!!"
"I'll take you two to a party".
The balls reply, "you f#cking liar!! You always go inside alone and leave us outside knocking!!"
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Re: ~Dick Humor~
Posted: 2022-03-22 14:55:50
Ha ha
On 2022-03-22 09:58:30 Kiara @ Elements said:
Penis says to his balls,
"I'll take you two to a party".
The balls reply, "you f#cking liar!! You always go inside alone and leave us outside knocking!!"
Ha ha
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Re: ~Dick Humor~
Posted: 2022-03-23 11:38:24
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?.....
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Hahaha
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Hahaha
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Re: ~Dick Humor~
Posted: 2022-03-23 11:50:22
I heard you were looking for a STUD!
I got the STD, all I need is U.
Lol
I got the STD, all I need is U.
Lol
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Re: ~Dick Humor~
Posted: 2022-03-23 11:50:30
I heard you were looking for a STUD!
I got the STD, all I need is U.
Lol
I got the STD, all I need is U.
Lol
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Re: ~Dick Humor~
Posted: 2022-03-25 13:28:35
What do you call a ghost's erection...
A boooooner!!! ;-)
A boooooner!!! ;-)
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