So, this posting should have been done last week...

Heading down the highway entering Pretoria watching all the drivers around me heading home, I had a feel

A great feeling... know where I'm heading.
Yes, a booking for an evening of pure relaxation, pampering and an escape from reality.

Pulling into the parking lot, watching people leaving this utopia of freedom I couldn't help but chuckle.
I know that all of these people are leaving to go home to their day to day lives and yet I'm only arriving to experience nothing but heaven on hearth!

As I walked in, I was greeted by Steve and some of the lovely hostesses.
Immediately I was offered a drink and shown to a seat to relax.
The lovely Brandy then arrived to inform me the room was just being prepared.

Shortly after finishing my drink, Brandy escorted me down to Devil's Playground...
Wow, this venue is nothing but pure fun!
Jumped straight into the pool for a bit of messing around.

Drying off we entered the room to prepare some drinks. As requested, there were the drink and enough of em!
After some time of working up an appetite, I found the "snacks” on a table...
When I say snacks, I actually mean enough food for the entire weekend.

The facilities here are unbelievable! HoE really look after you.
An all-nighter is the perfect way to forget about the day to day mundane rituals of work and stress.

Thanks to Steve and all the brilliant staff at HoE.

On the downside, there was a lack of chemistry between myself and Brandy (have had fun in the past).
On a few occasions during the evening I did get a bit bored. She was apologetic about being tired but still had a bit of downer.

Now, for the million dollar questions... Would I return? Would I do an overnight again? Would I be happy to fork out normal price?

HoE is by far the best venue I've been to (in RSA). They got it right!
Yes, I will return, Yes I will most likely do another overnight.
However, I will need to find an angel that is up for an evening of fun and not just provide a service, but more of the true GFE.


Steve, again... Thank you!

I'm haunted by that very same statement - yes it is fun and he lady the night I booked was awesome but so where during the evening I uttered the words that I expected more!

I wanted more I craved more - more passion more heat more play more bonding more excellence!

I don't want to feel that a certain time during the evening the girl takes control and decides to call it a night as tomorrow is another long day slogging all over the beds of uncle Steve!

You guys are living large. What does an all nighter at HOE set you back anyway?

@rbbroker

She had worked a full day and was exhausted.

The experience cannot be matched!

The Angel just needs to be slightly enthusiastic and know you there for the fun of the evening and not just a couple of quickies

As I said I would probably do it again but with an angel that's there to look after next me.