I was on my way there but the fricking Gautrain bus drivers were on strike.
- a fact I only learnt when I got to Hatfield station.

I had my pack of peanuts in my pocket to sustain me through the afternoon. I cannot eat there at HOE.

It hath been ordained in Holy Scripture that we should not partake of the viands of the non-believers.

I am astonished at the amount of alcohol they use in their cookery.
And then they wrap perfectly good fish and fowl in "pancetta" a kind of pork cold meat.

Then I was once on a business lunch where I was offered a "Rasberry Coolie".

I was about to box the waiter's ears for his impudence.
Luckily my boss intervened and explained to me he(the waiter) meant "coulis", a french word.

Been wanting to visit HOE for quite some time. So recently a friend and I decided to visit. We got there early as we weren't sure what to expect and hadn't made any appointments. On arrival we were met by a very nice hostess who took us to the reception to register. The venue, security and way we were welcomed was very impressive. I can understand why this venue is rated so highly. The ladies were having a meeting and were told they would soon be finished, which was perfectly undertandable. While waiting we looked at their profiles and chose two ladies who were not booked. They both looked great from their photographs, I chose Gabbi and my friend Stacy. I must say, I hit a "jack pot" and realy had a nice time with her. When my hour was over, I was surprised to see my friend waiting for me at the pool and told me that he had and i'm sorry to say the worst treatment, which had only lasted about half an hour. In fact he couldn't wait to leave. He wasn't allowed to do anything with her, including touching,not even to strip completely unless he paid extra. I guess one should enquire what the ladies offer before booking, as at the end of the day, it is their choice. I look forward to visiting this venue again and particulary Gabbi. My friend doesn't go onto ESA, otherwise would have made his own comments, so doing on behalf of both of us.