On 2016-04-22 12:11:19 le roux said:
OH! Another one;

I like my ego tickled not smothered in honey. Exaggeration irritates me.

“Oh wow you’re so big” No I’m not. Say I know how to use what god gave me and sound sincere or stay quiet and let me at least think I am doing a good job.

“Oh wow, you’re so handsome” Oh please stop it now. I’m not hideous and don’t turn milk sour with a single look but handsome? Tell me I look smart or smell good, ask what the aftershave is.

“Oh wow, that was the best ever.” Seriously? You have either not been in business that long or you should raise your standards. Look a tad above average is where I would rate myself, mutual enjoyment is a massive turn on but the “best ever?”

I dunno, maybe it’s a self-esteem think and I really am the most handsome, perfectly endowed, sexually adept gentleman that you ladies have ever met. But I think not. That does not bother me, I am very happy with myself. I love a compliment as much as anyone but just like a great wine, expensive chocolate or Debonaires pizza, less is often more. Don’t over do it.

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"“Oh wow, you’re so handsome” Oh please stop it now. I’m not hideous and don’t turn milk sour with a single look but handsome? ""

If I saved a dollar for everytime a hot babe told me Im handsome Id have a pretty good punting fund!

No wg will tell me Im big tho, that be too obvious a bullshit 😂

1. When a wg don't shower prior to my arrival and getting the dome smell on her kitty when I wana go in for the muff...big no no.
2. Not all ladies are blessed with pretty feet...but when those talons are left unpainted? I think when half painted it looks even worse.
3. Wg's who wana have a convo during the blow and the deed :(

Definitely the worst is being made to wait at the gate with your car idling. You are nervous enough as it is without having to look over your shoulder. It's the worst when another punter arrives and has to wait as well.

Another one is a grumpy face or a bored expression. A smile goes a long way girls...

When you go to a venue and ask for a line up, my favorite, the girls come in one by one and introduce themselves. Then you get the one that just doesn't want to be doing this, you can see it in her body movements and the scowl on her face, the fact the she blurts out her name and doesn't even make any eye contact, that right there is a major turn off. Ja, and also the waiting at the gate while they take forever to open, you can just picture someone you know driving past and then asking difficult questions.