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Lunatics
Posted: 2016-04-17 15:35:16
Edited: 2016-04-17 15:42:54
Edited: 2016-04-17 15:42:54
So I set myself available
When 5 seconds later phone rings.
Guy says to me you look so hot I am admiring every angle. I say thank you are you calling for a booking. He says no just checking what's in the ocean.
I had a good laugh and told him me to go play in the pond with the ducks.
He says don't be like that I can show you a really good time. Ask him how old is he, replies 27 years. So I told him I would prefer spending my afternoon with an older man.
Some of the guys under 30 years can be such idiots.
When 5 seconds later phone rings.
Guy says to me you look so hot I am admiring every angle. I say thank you are you calling for a booking. He says no just checking what's in the ocean.
I had a good laugh and told him me to go play in the pond with the ducks.
He says don't be like that I can show you a really good time. Ask him how old is he, replies 27 years. So I told him I would prefer spending my afternoon with an older man.
Some of the guys under 30 years can be such idiots.
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Re: Lunatics
Posted: 2016-04-17 19:51:38
LOL at what's in da Ocean, those are the sort of dudes who couldn't get any chicks even if they willing to pay.
Do you have a policy of no guys under 30?
Do you have a policy of no guys under 30?
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Re: Lunatics
Posted: 2016-04-17 21:28:28
Well, "Guy" must have discovered there's something fishy in the Ocean.
You should have told him to read these forums Lalita.
Oh wait, he'd not have phoned then...
You should have told him to read these forums Lalita.
Oh wait, he'd not have phoned then...
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Re: Lunatics
Posted: 2016-04-17 22:47:45
I dont get it....what are you insinuating ?
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