Best post topic by far! Most entertaining

Mine was 4 years ago at a house in Edenvale. Lady had an amazing body but the excitement soon disappeared when we entered then room. She refused to take off the bra, just dropped it to below her tits. Gave me a blow while holding her gum in the other hand. She did not want to be fondled down there either so by now the mood was killed. The polony pony went limp and her attempts to revive it resulted in a rough yanking motion as if I was a broken lawnmower of sort.

I called it quits and got dressed. At this time she left the room for me to finish up. So what did Ezi do after he got dressed?....and I answer!

I poked around her closet, found a bottle of baby oil and liberally squirted the contents over her neatly packed clothing, making sure it got right in there :)

I didn't feel right about this and thought I needed to do something quick...so I lifted the duvet cover and took a piss on the bed and neatly covered up again (lofl).

I then calmly walked out, greeted politely and was thanked for coming.

On 2016-04-11 22:13:48 honeybear said:
Miss Barbie Doll, are you serious or just farting around ?

I'm deadly serious,it happened on Feb.these days I prefer to give rimming to my regulars only didn't like the guy from the first time he walked in my room.he had bad attitude he didn't even want to waste time,he just took off his clothes and demanded BJ.without greeting me

I know wg who quit being on ESA because of these forums and reviews, she takes the crown for being a pathetic scamster, i can post her no. Now she's available on Redv & STrader cos of no reviews there... on strade she's phumza...

@SpeneKop, there are plenty of those. Eg Lee in Emmerentia, the entire Buccleugh bunch
etc

Ezi did you piss in Suikertjies perfume bottle and shit in her shower????

I have had some epic fails... Usually because I am just to damned nice to throw a woman out the door by her pigtails.

The absolute worst two times have been because the girls were loaded to the gills on whatever prior to arriving and then proceeded to load themselves up even more.. passing out...
As in I had to stay awake all night just to ensure they had a pulse... I would have had more fun taking my money and setting fire to it.

One of the girls was on her phone prior saying her "boss/fiance" had miscalculated and needed about R500 more, after he had already dropped her off, and demanded an extra taxi fee during the negotiation.

I will be back next week though, hopefully I can make some better bookings and keep some long overdue appointments...

Eziguy, I had the best laugh in a long time now. Still laughing. Thumbs up.

On 2016-04-13 18:47:00 deamonza said:
... because the girls were loaded to the gills on whatever prior to arriving and then proceeded to load themselves up even more..

Wonder where you fish Deamon, sounds like the wrong dam...