A man and his nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the
wife suddenly died. The funeral company told the man that it would cost $45,000 to ship her
home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem. The husband said,
“Ship her home!”
Shocked, the undertaker asked,
“But sir, why don’t you bury her in the Holy Land and save the
money?” The husband replied, “A long time ago, a man
was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead….I'm sorry I cant
take that RISK!”

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An older man was asked to come identify his wife who had passed away.
When the mortuary assistant lifted the sheet so that the face of a covered corps became visible the man burst out crying hysterically.
The assistant was taken aback by this very emotional outburst, and mumbled "You must have loved her very much..." to which the man answered "We hated each others guts!" inbetween his howling snotterings.
The assistant incredulously asks "Then why are you crying so badly??"
The man snottered "This is not my wife!!"

THERE IS STILL HOPE

Madonna is 57,
Her boyfriend is 24,
Tina Turner is 77,
Her boyfriend is 42,
J Lo is 44,
Her boyfriend is 28,
Still single?
Relax, your boyfriend
isn't even born yet.