Husband: Why do you bother watching cooking shows when you can't cook?
Wife: Why do you bother watching porn?

Guys just a heads up stay away from house in highveld area its located of john voster by engen garage on TURNHOUSE street I went there for an hour which was agreement paid the girl didn't want to do foreplay so was having oral I told her how I like it yet as soon as I was get aroused she den was like slacking of like on purpose so after 15min she tell me I tried ntn is happening I told her let's try some 4play which she refused jus sitting on the bed I said its for an hour she sat there dumb not saying anything not wanting to even attempt foreplay and I no fully well her plan was to take my money without doing the job whateva I asked during 15mins she refused then she was tired I don't pay you to be tired but guess she new fully well what she was doing please guys don't be a victim like me to these people as I got out saw a nigerian open gate for me then made more sense rem TURNHOUSE street highveld off johnvoster drive stay away u will be robbed.cheerz

Ouch lol Guess everyone can dream.

@Adee27xxx sorry you had a bad time but what on EARTH does that have to do with my joke?

@ oraljim I was wondering the same thing

At the AU summit Swaziland introduces its minister of ports and harbors
The South African delegation scoffs at the idea and asks why they need this portfolio if they are land locked by SA ?
Swazi reply , Well you have a minister of safety and security !
He he

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big,
I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."


With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
his wife's bottom.


"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"


The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ..............

She answers: "Do you really
think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little sausage

On 2016-02-10 08:27:13 oraljim said:
@Adee27xxx sorry you had a bad time but what on EARTH does that have to do with my joke?

Cos it was a real life experience ... she sat at the edge if the bed and asked him...WHY DO YOU WATCH PORN?

On 2016-02-10 08:27:13 oraljim said:
@Adee27xxx sorry you had a bad time but what on EARTH does that have to do with my joke?

The username cld have perhaps reminded him of the 'not so lekker Oraljob" that he got from the WG in question?

Adee27xxx,

put in a review of the GIRL, on her profile-page! Then, if she moves everybody will know.
The HOUSE has got nothing to do with bad service, I know some good girls who worked from there.