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Posted: 2015-10-26 17:32:48

Lightest muscle is a man's PENIS. It can be raised by a woman's TONGUE. Strongest muscle is a man's TONGUE. It can raise a woman's LEGS.
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Posted: 2015-10-26 17:39:10

The first day we met, I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better. So I will write in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I will fuck you at different places.
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Posted: 2015-10-26 17:46:20

******BREAKING NEWS****** Coke will launch a new soft drink in the world market soon, that will contain VIAGRA. They have named it MOUNT-N-DO.
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Posted: 2015-10-26 17:49:45

What's the geographical definition of Love? It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land.

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