Man: what would ur mother say if she saw u ?
Hooker: she would kill me. I'm on her corner

Ingredients:

2 laughing eyes
2 laughing arms
2 well shaped legs
2 warm milk containers
1 smooth lined mixing bowl
1 well shaped banana

Method:

1. Look into laughing eyes
2. spread well shaped legs
3. Squeeze and then manage milk containers very gently until mixing bowl is wel greased.
4. Add banana and gently work it in and out until creamed.
5. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief.

Notes:

Bread is done when banana is soft. Be sure to wash utensils and don't link the bowl.

Attention :

If bread starts to rise leave town.

Imagine if all retailers started making there own condoms:

Tesco 'ever little helps'
Nike ' jus do it '
Peugeot ' the ride of ur life'
KFC ' finger linking good'
Duracell 'jus keep going and going'
Pringles 'once u pop u can't stop'
Burger king 'the home of the whopper'
Polo ' the one with a hole in it


OH FUCK

Brilliant stuff, keep it cumming

Will do sam

A man walked into an appliance store and asked for a 25" remote control colour TV set. $1 replies the clerk. Uve gotta be kidding me. Look mac do u want it or not? Of course so the customer gives him the $. On his way out with his great bargain. He sees a big frost free fridge with an auto ice maker. How much for that? 50cents the clerk replied . The customer forked over the 50 cents saying what the heck is going on here?
Nothings going on here sir the clerk snapped but my boss is at my house with my wife. And what his doing to her I'm doing to his business

A man walks up to a girl in a bar and asks ' u wanna play magic' she responds what's that? He says well we go back to my place and screw then u dissappear