The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Nice one savannah thanks for sharing.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

The sky was dark. The moon was high. All alone just her and I. Her hair so soft. Her eyes so blue. I learned just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft. Her legs so fine. I ran my fingers down her spine. I didn't know how. I tried my best. To place my hand on her breast. I remember my fear. My fast beating heart. Slowly she spread her legs apart. And when she did I felt no shame. All at once the white stuff came. At last it was finished. It's all over now. My first time. MILKING A COW.

Slowly across the desert sand. Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two. Destination Timbuktu. Tim and me a hunting went. Met three whores in a pop up tent They were three and we were two. So I bucked one and Timbuktu.

He laid her on the table. So white and clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast. And her legs, low at first, then high. He was drooling now "I live this bird". He thought as he felt her thighs. He reached his quest, it was wide and wet. Sort if dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms. AND THEN HE STUFFED THE TURKEY.