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What's worse?
Posted: 2009-02-19 17:08:01
What's worse?
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
>Hoohoo.
>
> According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the
> ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
> jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
>
> I don't know what's worse:
> 1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
> 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
> 3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
>Hoohoo.
>
> According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the
> ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
> jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
>
> I don't know what's worse:
> 1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
> 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
> 3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
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Re: What's worse?
Posted: 2009-02-19 18:17:18
Please... NEVER use ''hoohoo'' to describe a man's Penis.
Dick, cock, one-eyed trouser snake, Moist Seeking missile, Pork Sword, Salamander of Love, Periscope Up, Integrated Flesh strap-on... these are all terms we can use.
Even gay guys would NEVER use ''hoohoo''.
What are we... twelve?
Other then that... hehehehehe ;-)
Dick, cock, one-eyed trouser snake, Moist Seeking missile, Pork Sword, Salamander of Love, Periscope Up, Integrated Flesh strap-on... these are all terms we can use.
Even gay guys would NEVER use ''hoohoo''.
What are we... twelve?
Other then that... hehehehehe ;-)
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Re: What's worse?
Posted: 2009-02-19 21:32:45
I always enjoy your jokes Hotstuff. Keep it up!
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Re: What's worse?
Posted: 2009-02-20 08:48:38
LMAO at PST
Salamander of love...indeed
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Salamander of love...indeed
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Re: What's worse?
Posted: 2022-02-03 15:11:01
I just looked at the oldest message on this forum and it is hilarious....
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