Name: Bella @ Benjamins
City: Johannesburg
Area: Roodepoort
Last Visit: August 2024
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Firstly I would like to give my reason why I go for massages.
I enjoy to just relax and leave life behind for a bit. Of course I enjoy the sensual ending too. Those are my reasons and reasons why I don't go for FH.
Now to the booking with Bella.
I'm going to explain it exactly so everyone can feel how terribly frustrating this session was. Any but relaxing.
So I got to the venue on time. Bella met me out side and walked me to the room. While walking to the room she was downing her drink.
We get in the room and she asked how long I'm there for. I tell her 90 min and she takes my money to go give to the owner I'm guessing. No problem with me, I've been there many many times and I know the drill.
Ih and she tells me how stoned she is.
She takes about 15 to 20 min to return to the room. There were no towels so I could not even start my shower yet.
She finally returns with two new drinks for herself. No sorry.
I then start my shower while she looks for a song to plan and continues to down her drinks.
I get out the shower and she is still on her phone looking for music.
I try to lie on the massage bed but she has not prepared it yet so I have to stand there while she tries to do that.
I finally get to lie down and she gets back on the phone.
It takes her a good 5 more min to find a song and her data runs out. So she has to sort that out. Another 5 min gone.
She then tries to find a song again. (Sorry this sounds so ridiculous so far but this is exactly what I'm thinking too).
She then starts to take off her clothes. One item at a time, then stops for a few sips of her drink oh and then has to check for another song.
We are now a good 45 min into my booking and nothing had started yet.
She then puts oil all over me and rubbed my leg for about 10 seconds but had to stop because she had to change the song again.
She then asked why I book 90 min because what is she supposed to do for so long.
Again, no massage has started yet.
She then puts oil on me again. No jokes. But still no massage.
She rubs my back for about 30 seconds and tells me to turn over.
This is where it gets actually hilarious. She goes to her bag and lights a smoke.
She gets on top of me and starts touching me a bit while smoking. (I don't smoke).
Again she says she doesn't know what to do in a 90 min and I reply by saying I doubt there actually much time left. She gets up to check and there is only 25 min left.
Nothing has happened and I'm 65 min into this booking.
I then get asked if I want extras and I tell her no, just massage for me. She then gets onto of me and tries over and over to put me inside her.
I got very upset about this and told her only a hand release.
She continued to get up to check songs where I actually got angry and told her to please finish because we won't have time.
She finally completed the hand job and I knew I had to jump up and shower because it was already time for me to go.
(Oh and I forgot to add that she was constantly burping after downing her drinks and then had to constantly clear her phlegm. I shit you not. It would be hard to make this all up.)
She then showered after me and took her time packing up.
I don't live close to west Rand so my long drive home was just feeling terrible frustrated and angry about the whole thing.
I do this to relax and left more frustrated than ever and felt like an absolute waste of my money.
I feel the owner has let a good venue fall apart by letting them get so drunk and high at work. I have a feeling the owner was not there.
I have been a regular at this venue for a long long time and I will never return again.
Waste of my time, money and as you feel by reading this, terribly frustrating.
You can fix an old looking venue but you can't fix it if your ladies are letting you down.
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Ratings:
Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
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