Name: Penelope
City: Johannesburg
Area: Randburg/Ferndale
Last Visit: April 2015
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This was an incredibly disappointing experience, as I didn't even get to see her.
The process of events is as follows:
In the morning I see her profile, so I give her a call because she looks incredibly hot. Find out her rates and services, tell her I'll be in touch. She was really great on the phone, and that gave me hope despite the lack of reviews for someone who has photos going back to last year.
Next, I call her this afternoon to make an appointment, I got off work early, and really her pictures haunt a man. Just go look again if you forgot.
Well, this time she answers and sounds a bit off. I was just hoping it was involuntary tiredness or something, like maybe she's actually a morning person. Well, that should have been my second warning (after lack of reviews). I made an appointment for 16:30, clarified services and fees, and unequivocally stated that I'd call her when I got to her place. (It's that horrid guesthouse on Surrey in Randburg, for those of you who know). Well I sat outside for a long time, I was early. I phoned and phone, nothing, just voicemail.
Well, the time for the appointment came, but unfortunately I didn't, because I couldn't get through. I waited 10min, sent a message, and left.
Let me clarify that I stand behind every score I gave here. I didn't actually see her, so her photos did look like her photos. I got bad service in the form of commitment not kept.
In the end I'm very disappointed I did get to handle this exquisite body.
However, I am also relieved. Those of you who have done this long enough, know what this kind of thing means. My advice: don't even try to make an appointment, see someone else. This is a strong indication of future dodginess.
Stay away.
P.S. If someone thinks this is a bit harsh, let's remember at the core of this, this is a business transaction. Who wants to deal with incompetent and no-show businesses? No one, that's who.
Thanks for nothing Penelope.
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Ratings:
Face: 1/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
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