Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, itotties and itêtties. I was fortunate enough to be the winner in Divine's competition, and I had the previledge to spend two hours in this lovely ladies' company and let me tell you, you guys and girls are missing out.

Imagine meeting the ultimate girl-next- door. Sultry and sensual, with a dark brown skin and hazel eyes. Imagine her telling you about the States, her life and her quick visit to sunny SA. Imagine meeting the girl of your dreams! A lady who is witty and funny, smliling and sincere, sexy and sensual. Imagine all of this conversation with that lovely Amarican drawl.

Imagine then-if you will- meeting the star who is many a male's fantasies, both mature and adollescent. A porn star who excells in what she does. With a body that can bend in ways God didn't intend. Imagine a body that men dream of and women envy. Imagine the perfect 10!

Imagine then meeting them both. At the same time. While you are sitting in a jacuzzi. Buck naked. Imagine trying to tear your eyes away from yeher georgeous breasts-only for a moment- only to get lost in the deepest eyes known to man.

Imagine then having an intellectual conversation (If I were Barack Obama, I'd make her my Minister of Internal affairs-just saying) about life in the US of A, and in Sunny South Africa. Imagine talking about everything and anything, all the while she is softly stroking your leg while you are trying to be a gentleman. She is sincere and honest, open and willing to discuss anything, without donning the Porn Star persona-alhough that would be no problem for her if thats your fancy! And imagine, all too soon, an hour wilking away and its time to get out of the water (at this point you are both looking like 89year old grannies ( she would be a sexy granny) and on to a massage.

She acknowledged that giving a massage is not her usual forte, but whatever the purists will say she lacked (which in my humble opinion is nothing) she makes up for with enthusiasm. I would recommend her full body massage any day of the week and twice on Sundays.

I can't fathom why she isn't booked to the brim. Guys and girls, she will make men ponder whether they are not in fact lesbians trapped in a male's body, and to all you red blooded heterosexual females, she will make you bi-sexual at least, if not a full blown Lesbian.

Guys and gurls, allow me to thoroughly thank Sean and Divine for this magnificent prize. Allow me to thank Toni for putting Vicky and myself at ease with practical suggestions and nudges, allow me to thank the universe for this opportunity, but most of all, allow me to thank Vicky for allowing a mere mortal like myself to be in the presence of royalty. You've shown that porn and smut should never be used in the same sentence. You've taught me to broaden my horizons.

So guys and girls, I dont care if you have to spend your annual salary on an hour with this lady, I dont care if you've got to wear pink crocs for the rest of the year and eat 2minute noodles daily, when will you EVER get an opportunity like this again? She allowed me to teach her something, something that will hopefully be known as "The Nico" in the porn industry in years to cum...I mean come (;-D). Get your arse over to Divine or Teasers before Saturday evening, because she can mooooooove as well! This is evident by her dancing at Teazers while she is visiting! Lets give her a real South African sendoff. Lets make sure she returns in the near future, and she brings with her more friends like herself. Lets show her chivalry and sensuality like only we can! Lets show her how real men treat royalty like herself.


What? You still don't believe me? Ok, how about this, I was supposed to drive to Centurion after meeting her. But my legs were so weak, I couldn't drive. So instead, I am sitting at News Cafe in Bedfordview, drinking Red Bull and watching Granny porn, something I have never done before and never will do again, just to get the image of Vicky out of my heads-both big and small! Come one Kickass, QCumber, Andy* and all you other gents, get your dicks down to Divine and spoil yourself. Why are you saving your money-the wife and the kids are gonna piss it out anyhow!

Great review! So what is the damage for an hour or so with her?

Bro awsome review buddy pm her rates dude.

Hi guys, I not sure what her rates are-you will have to call Divine for that. Whatever it is-it is worth it!

Check Sean's post under clubs. Should give you an idea.

If I could afford that... I probably would do a booking... but can visit Divine many times over for that price.

Suppose I am a bit disappointed that I cant afford it and VERY envious of Nico.