Name: Kelly

Telephone Number: 072 777 6751

City: Johannesburg

Area: Boksburg/Benoni

Last Visit: September 2011

Full Profile: [View Kelly's Full Profile]

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Oh my... What a crap experience!

Arrived there to a lady who does not know how to be accommodating.

She led me through the kitchen, through the lounge and to her bedroom. she immediately asked me "How long are you staying?" no hi whats your name,no small talk and no comfort. I handed her the fee, she took it and walked out. she returned complaining about how she wanted to go to the shops to get airtime and why did i have to come now. straight away the mood fell way below the old wooden floors. She continues with her moaning about how she wished i had came at a later time. She was still dressed up, i started getting undressed.

She told me to lie down, i lay down and she began to perform owo! Now my mind started to go places like 'oh, i really hope that mouth is clean' and 'wow, that is a terrible highlight job'.

she then asked me if i would like to "Lay on her" or if she should "Lay on me". I chose the first one. she lay down and i started.

Now the worst part, she said in a disappointed tone "I am just thinking about that shop" (WTF)... So without any further notice i went limp like a rotten banana... she asked me "Whats wrong, is it something to do with me?" I politely said no i am just unfit!

I then started imagining 'BUDGET' porn and that actually turned me on more than the situation i was in did. So i tried to continue and 2 minutes into my second whim she said "I really hope that shop doesn't close, i told my boss not to book me clients after 6"... (SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK???)
So i lost it again and she said that i was the second client to go limp on her today! - I wonder why!

Well anyways I said ok im done. rolled over and started getting dressed. Very unimpressed.

Now the rating system doesn't give you these choices... Her breasts were hanging close to her belly button, she had saggy skin on her tummy and her ass looked like it had just lost 5 sizes and was still hanging onto the excess skin. yes she looked like her profile pics but nowhere near how she looked in her profile pics. My guess is that she had just given birth to Quintuplets and they were most probably just finished breast feeding.

Her personality was terrible, she should not be trying to accommodate clients with an attitude like hers.

I do not want to be a DICK with posting this review but i really dont want other punters to go and waste there time and money on her. Seriously not worth it.

oh and her profile says she is 21, but i honestly cannot believe that... my guess is not a day under 25.
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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Stuart,

that's a very good review, one of the very best I've read thus far under the new system.
Her photos scream horror to me though, but then we're all different ;-)

Yeah thats some serious Addams family looks going on there

Looks very skanky to me. On the pics alone, I wouldn't have ventured there.