I really feel for the punters in cape town.

Firstly the selection is limited
Second when you do find one that looks good they have attitude
Thirdly I asked on the forum for updated tips on venues i could visit in cape town and not even one reply, that shows me you punters in cape town do not support us punters from other parts of s.a which is sad.

Hi sweetie

Hope you are well? May i ask how long you will still be in CT for? I am in JHB at the moment but live in CT and will be back in a few days. My email is still sort of down at the moment but if you want we can chat via sms or phone call and see if we can sort your issue out ;)Below is a link to my profile on esa.

http://www.esa.co.za/members/displayAdvertiser.php?city=Johannesburg&name=Siann&uid=4947

Lots of sexy kisses

Mwa xxx

Hi. Go visit jennifer of sextrader in Gardens. She is amazing

I can second Jennifer. Siann also not a bad bet.Problem is that ladies in CT appear to say one thing and whn you arrive certain of the items apperntly agrreed to just does not materialize. I also start thinking that when Tasha visits us and she asks say R650 and boy is she hot. Then our ladies start of with R800, being various of them, one starts to wonder if more than R650 is not a big ask. I find in CT regulars work good as most of the "untried" ones should remain as such. I think Tapthat actually enquired obout the latter specimens.In my mind, R800 is just too much really for "biltonghunters". The overseas trophyhunters arrive with currencies assisting their budgets.

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I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection...but she did

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.""f*ck that" says Mick” have you seen how many of their owners go blind"

Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead” The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!”

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest p*nis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg"

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.

A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said I would like to come back as a cow. I said you’re obviously not listening.

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.