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How, What & Why...
Posted: 2016-02-08 15:30:14
How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don’t have balls to scratch.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They’ve got boyfriends already.
Why are electric trains like a mother’s breasts?
They were both designed for the kids, but it’s the fathers who are always playing with them.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it’s from.
What’s the difference between love, true love
and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three – one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Why do men name their penises?
Because they don’t like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.
The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don’t have balls to scratch.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They’ve got boyfriends already.
Why are electric trains like a mother’s breasts?
They were both designed for the kids, but it’s the fathers who are always playing with them.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it’s from.
What’s the difference between love, true love
and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three – one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Why do men name their penises?
Because they don’t like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.
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Re: How, What & Why...
Posted: 2016-02-08 17:14:46
Hehee very funny happy nice ones. Keep them coming have an awesome day and rest of the week ahead. :}.
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Re: How, What & Why...
Posted: 2016-02-08 22:18:28
Lol. Thanks for the chuckles, happy1.
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