ONE DAY THIS TEACHER DECIDES THAT SHE ISN'T GOING TO LET HER STUDENTS TALK BABY TALK ANYMORE. SO WHEN SHE GETS TO CLASS, SHE SAYS, " KIDS, TODAY WE AREN'T GOING TO TALK ANY BABY TALK." THEN SHE ASKS SUZIE TO TELL HER WHAT SHE DID OVER THE WEEKEND. SUZIE SAYS, " I WENT ON A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN RIDE!" THE TEACHER SAYS, "NO SUZIE, YOU WENT ON A TRAIN RIDE." THEN SHE ASKS SALLY WHAT SHE DID OVER THE WEEKEND. SALLY SAYS, " I WENT HORSEY RIDING." THE TEACHER SAYS, "NO SALLY, YOU WENT HORSE BACK RIDING." THEN SHE LOOKS AT LITTLE JONNY SITTING IN THE CORNER AND SHE ASKS HIM WHAT HE DID OVER THE WEEKEND. WELL, LITTLE JONNY HAD BEEN LISTENING AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE A MISTAKE. SO HE SAID, " I WENT TO THE MOVIES." THE TEACHER SAID, "THAT'S VERY GOOD JONNY, BUT CAN YOU TELL US WHAT THE MOVIE WAS ABOUT?" THEN LITTLE JONNY SAID," IT WAS ABOUT A LITTLE BOY AND A BEAR." "VERY GOOD!" THE TEACHER SAID. "BUT WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE?" JONNY THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE AND SAID, "WINNIE THE SHIT!"

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