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A South African Joke?
Posted: 2016-01-12 17:30:37
The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech.
When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."
The employee was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."
When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."
The employee was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."
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Re: A South African Joke?
Posted: 2016-01-13 14:06:36
Are you sure it was a CEO? A certain person comes to mind !!!
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Re: A South African Joke?
Posted: 2016-01-13 23:41:14
LOL! Maybe I was being politically correct? (NOT my strong point!)
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Re: A South African Joke?
Posted: 2016-01-14 06:40:05
That paeticular CEO would have read the lunch menu at the convention too....
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Re: A South African Joke?
Posted: 2016-01-15 12:07:48
Nice one happy thanks for sharing.Shame poor ceo's amongst the most hated people.
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