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ATTENTION ED (PRIVATE)
Posted: 2006-10-31 22:48:57
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY LTD
SUBSIDIARY COMPANIES: HYDRAULIC HAMMERS - FLOW SLOW WORMER
PREMIER EQUIPMENT - BAR-BCOCK
SAUSAGE SINKER LTD
ATT : ED
DATE : 07-06-2002
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RE: APPLICATION TO MODEL OUR PRODUCT
DEAR ED
WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE REJECTED YOUR APPLICATION
TO MODEL OUR "TROJAN CONDOM" PRODUCT RANGE.
ALTHOUGH YOUR GENERAL PHYSICAL APPEARANCE IS NOT DISPLEASING, OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS FEEL THAT YOU WEARING OUR PRODUCT IN THE ADVERTISEMENT DOES NOT PORTRAY A POSITIVE, ROMANTIC IMAGE OF OUR PRODUCT. A LOOSE, BAGGY CONDOM IS NOT CONSIDERED ROMANTIC.
WE APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, ESPECIALLY
THE DETAILED MEASUREMENTS LIST THAT YOU SO KINDLY PROVIDED.
IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION REGARDING SIZE, WE DO INTEND TO MANUFACTURE A "SMALL BOYS" SIZE AND WE WILL SEND YOU A SAMPLE FOR YOUR EVALUATION.
IN THE MEANTIME, WE WILL RETAIN YOUR APPLICATION ON OUR FILES SHOULD WE NEED A MODEL ONCE OUR "SMALL BOYS" SIZE IS IN FULL PRODUCTION.
WE SEND OUR REGARDS AND DEEPEST SYMPATHY TO YOUR WIFE, GIRLFRIEND OR BOTH
YOURS SINCERELY
DICK BIGGER
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY LTD
DON'T FORGET OUR SLOGANS
COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP
DON'T BE SILLY - PROTECT YOUR WILLY
NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER - WRAP YOUR WACKER
IF YOU NOT GOING TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT
NO GLOVE - NO LOVE
SUBSIDIARY COMPANIES: HYDRAULIC HAMMERS - FLOW SLOW WORMER
PREMIER EQUIPMENT - BAR-BCOCK
SAUSAGE SINKER LTD
ATT : ED
DATE : 07-06-2002
___________________________________________________________________
RE: APPLICATION TO MODEL OUR PRODUCT
DEAR ED
WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE REJECTED YOUR APPLICATION
TO MODEL OUR "TROJAN CONDOM" PRODUCT RANGE.
ALTHOUGH YOUR GENERAL PHYSICAL APPEARANCE IS NOT DISPLEASING, OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS FEEL THAT YOU WEARING OUR PRODUCT IN THE ADVERTISEMENT DOES NOT PORTRAY A POSITIVE, ROMANTIC IMAGE OF OUR PRODUCT. A LOOSE, BAGGY CONDOM IS NOT CONSIDERED ROMANTIC.
WE APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, ESPECIALLY
THE DETAILED MEASUREMENTS LIST THAT YOU SO KINDLY PROVIDED.
IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION REGARDING SIZE, WE DO INTEND TO MANUFACTURE A "SMALL BOYS" SIZE AND WE WILL SEND YOU A SAMPLE FOR YOUR EVALUATION.
IN THE MEANTIME, WE WILL RETAIN YOUR APPLICATION ON OUR FILES SHOULD WE NEED A MODEL ONCE OUR "SMALL BOYS" SIZE IS IN FULL PRODUCTION.
WE SEND OUR REGARDS AND DEEPEST SYMPATHY TO YOUR WIFE, GIRLFRIEND OR BOTH
YOURS SINCERELY
DICK BIGGER
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY LTD
DON'T FORGET OUR SLOGANS
COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP
DON'T BE SILLY - PROTECT YOUR WILLY
NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER - WRAP YOUR WACKER
IF YOU NOT GOING TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT
NO GLOVE - NO LOVE
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Re: ATTENTION ED (PRIVATE)
Posted: 2022-03-15 12:11:01
This was deep lol, I'm in stitches
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Re: ATTENTION ED (PRIVATE)
Posted: 2022-03-15 16:25:16
Hehehe have to agree. Don't know where you dugged up this old post but it is funny;;)
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