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Tease to death
Posted: 2015-05-30 16:35:57
Your honor, I am 86 years old.
So here I am,sitting there on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me.
He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, Your Honor. So I don't stop him, and he begins to rub my old breasts, Your Honor.
Why, Your Honor, I haven't felt that good in years! So I just spread my old legs and say to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
He yelled, "April Fool" and that's when I shot the Son of a Bitch
So here I am,sitting there on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me.
He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, Your Honor. So I don't stop him, and he begins to rub my old breasts, Your Honor.
Why, Your Honor, I haven't felt that good in years! So I just spread my old legs and say to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
He yelled, "April Fool" and that's when I shot the Son of a Bitch
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Re: Tease to death
Posted: 2015-05-30 21:10:09
Lmao..Nyc 1 @happy1
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