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Review - Pattaya Massage Spa - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Posted: 2024-02-20 17:24:08
Name: Pattaya Massage Spa
City: Johannesburg
Area: Midrand/Kyalami
Last Visit: February 2024
Full Profile: [View Pattaya Massage Spa's Full Profile]
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Nice place and clean venue. Good secure parking. Not a fan of the massage. Way too much elbows and forearms. Elbow on hip bone is not a good combination. Not at all
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Ratings:
Face: 4/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
City: Johannesburg
Area: Midrand/Kyalami
Last Visit: February 2024
Full Profile: [View Pattaya Massage Spa's Full Profile]
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Nice place and clean venue. Good secure parking. Not a fan of the massage. Way too much elbows and forearms. Elbow on hip bone is not a good combination. Not at all
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Ratings:
Face: 4/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
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Re: Review - Pattaya Massage Spa - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Posted: 2024-02-20 19:18:44
This was hilarious... Elbow on hip bone....
Should have been mouth on your bone.
N4P
Should have been mouth on your bone.
N4P
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Re: Review - Pattaya Massage Spa - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Posted: 2024-02-21 07:42:04
Edited: 2024-02-21 07:58:06
Edited: 2024-02-21 07:58:06
@Jay1472
How was the pricing here?
I visited them at their old venue and remember it was a certain amount for the massage and hand job, then X more if you wanted the masseuse nude, and then even X more if you wanted body to body and wanted to touch her.
So worked out to quite a bit for a sub-par body to body massage compared to other Asian venues.
How was the pricing here?
I visited them at their old venue and remember it was a certain amount for the massage and hand job, then X more if you wanted the masseuse nude, and then even X more if you wanted body to body and wanted to touch her.
So worked out to quite a bit for a sub-par body to body massage compared to other Asian venues.
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Re: Review - Pattaya Massage Spa - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Posted: 2024-04-07 12:02:13
Yeah pricing was reasonable but it gets inflated really quickly with the "extra" stuff (body to body, nude massage etc),stuff you expect as standard for a sensual massage. I almost just said I'm good keep your clothes on and get on with it.
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Re: Review - Pattaya Massage Spa - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Posted: 2024-04-22 23:21:21
Name: Pattaya Massage Spa
City: Johannesburg
Area: Midrand/Kyalami
Last Visit: April 2024
Full Profile: [View Pattaya Massage Spa's Full Profile]
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Had a booking with Michelle on Saturday, brilliant massage with a good ending, conversation was good, everyone really friendly, well priced
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Ratings:
Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
City: Johannesburg
Area: Midrand/Kyalami
Last Visit: April 2024
Full Profile: [View Pattaya Massage Spa's Full Profile]
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Had a booking with Michelle on Saturday, brilliant massage with a good ending, conversation was good, everyone really friendly, well priced
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Ratings:
Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
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