This guy wakes up one saturday morning with a hangover of major proportions. As he sits in bed, head in hands, his wife comes out of the bathroom. She asks him suddenly "Do you think my breasts are too small?" Now of course, with his raging headache and mouth in which the whole of fairytale kingdom had an orgy in, he was most definately not in the mood for a long discussion, and promptly replied in the negative. Now as we all know, the female species will of course not believe you, so the question was repeated numerous times. After about five minutes he had enough of this and told her that he read a study that rubbing toilet paper between your breasts will make them grow bigger, just to get her to keep quiet for a while. Gullible as some women tends to be, she goes and grabs a few sheets and starts rubbing vigorously. After about half an hour she asks him if it really will work. He then replies "I don't know, but it has most certainly worked for your ass!". His doctors say he might never regain conciousness again...

interesting...:)