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Thursday Smilies
Posted: 2014-01-23 09:25:21
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common?
A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going!
Q: When is a man most intelligent, before, after or during sex?
A: During sex cuz he's plugged up to the knowledge source=:)
Sex is like a misdameanor, the more I miss it, da meaner I get
Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off?
A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common?
A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going!
Q: When is a man most intelligent, before, after or during sex?
A: During sex cuz he's plugged up to the knowledge source=:)
Sex is like a misdameanor, the more I miss it, da meaner I get
Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off?
A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
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