So yesterday my phone stopped working. I did not have whatsapp yesterday. What a pleasant day it was!

I could only take calls and receive sms messages.

I skipped a full day of idiotic messages like these:

* Hello wat maak jy?
* Give me your address. I want to come
* Send me a picture of where I have to put my dick in
* Will you marry me? (picture of ring attached)
* Can I cum in your poes?
* Do you cater for couples, and can we bring an extra? It's our
Labrador
* Answer your phone!
* ??
* Do you do anal?
* Can I move in with you?
* What can I get for R200?
* Wmj?
* ???
* Are you fucking my husband bitch?
* I don't want to buy you. Just like rent hey
* Is bareback on offer?
* Give me your private number, so I can call you when I like.
* Will you give me keys to your house for free access?
* Send your pictures

I don't want video clips of your cute cat licking your ear.
I don't want your porn video's you were watching while wanking.
I don't want clips of you fucking your sister in the backseat of your car.

I think I have over 200 blocked numbers on my whatsapp. LOL

All of the above will get you blocked.

Minette xxx

On 2018-05-04 12:39:03 Minette said:


* Will you give me keys to your house for free access?

LMAO!!! Obviously a super trustworthy person....hehe

Ya lol..
My all time favourite "WMJ"
I'm always tempted to answer with none of your business

OMW .. what disrespectful shit you ladies must keep up with .. luckily there are plenty of us who still respect the ladies !!!

Cannot believe people send messages like that.

No wonder not many of the ladies use whatsapp these days.

On 2018-05-04 12:50:31 BOOBS53 said:
OMW .. what disrespectful shit you ladies must keep up with .. luckily there are plenty of us who still respect the ladies !!!

True story!

On 2018-05-04 12:48:27 Sage said:
Ya lol..
My all time favourite "WMJ"
I'm always tempted to answer with none of your business

If they send "WMJ" to me, I text back and ask them if they can't spell.

Ok, what does WMJ mean?

LOL Ladies!!!

The struggle is real.

Arz

On 2018-05-04 14:19:46 Tegwane said:
Ok, what does WMJ mean?

Translated..... what are you doing ... in Afrikaans :)