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AUTO CUCUMBER
Posted: 2019-01-25 14:12:53
How has auto correct gotten u into sh*#t before?
I'm dying to hear yr funnies
I'm dying to hear yr funnies
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Re: AUTO CUCUMBER
Posted: 2019-01-25 14:34:38
Edited: 2019-01-25 14:39:43
Edited: 2019-01-25 14:39:43
Mom is homo hot lips... (Typed in a hurry while driving to the FAMILY Group)
Was meant to read...Mom is home from hospital
Duck!
Was meant to read...Mom is home from hospital
Duck!
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Re: AUTO CUCUMBER
Posted: 2019-01-25 14:39:49
A friend of mine emailed a business query to a lady called Varina...
Was in a hurry and didn't read it before hitting send. Changed it to
Dear Vagina...
Mwah
Arz
Was in a hurry and didn't read it before hitting send. Changed it to
Dear Vagina...
Mwah
Arz
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Re: AUTO CUCUMBER
Posted: 2019-01-25 15:48:15
To a supplier
Send me an email, ....
Send me a female
Shame to say , I never got either....
Send me an email, ....
Send me a female
Shame to say , I never got either....
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Re: AUTO CUCUMBER
Posted: 2019-01-25 15:50:12
I had to write a grooms vows, my laptop packed up half way to hazyview, so decided to just sms it to him, his wife's name "RAGINA" it ended up being my Dearest Vagina. Let's just say they still hate me...
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Re: AUTO CUCUMBER
Posted: 2019-01-25 15:58:57
Not an auto correct story but I was shagging a lady at work many moons ago and accidentally sent a sexy sms meant for her to my boss!!!!
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Re: AUTO CUCUMBER
Posted: 2019-01-25 16:27:23
My gf has a gorgeous figure but is complexed bout her large tits. I love them she doesn't I sent her a message at work hi baby are u busty it was meant to be busy. We had a good giggle I'm now more careful
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Re: AUTO CUCUMBER
Posted: 2019-01-25 16:59:06
Have u tried swearing and u in a hurry.. Lol.
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Re: AUTO CUCUMBER
Posted: 2019-01-25 18:04:34
I hate when you try swearing....it makes the whole thing sterile and the more you try correct the F words the more they become FUN,Flower,Frightened etc..
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Re: AUTO CUCUMBER
Posted: 2019-01-25 19:28:29
Girl.. Hi Mom. Do u know how to get cum out of my hair. No no no. I meant gum
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