Name: The Green Chair

City: Johannesburg

Area: Bryanston

Last Visit: February 2013

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It looked just like the photo.
I can't complain, it did everything that was expected of it.
Probably the best service that I received this year.
I will probably return after I have tried out a few other chairs.
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Ratings:

Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Basterrrrd super you beat me to it!! Lol

Wow what can i say the chair really does it for me, those 4 sexy legs are awsome, very smooth , it is even a better talker than some sp's i have seen in the past, not a clock watcher and always listens.

Brilliant! I'm sending ESA my laundry bill after pissing myself though... Now to figure out how to involve Greeny in a triple with Shakira & Mandy?

Name: The Green Chair

City: Johannesburg

Area: Bryanston

Last Visit: February 2013

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This was the best visit ever. Looked exactly like the the picture, Cleaniness was a problem as everyone ssems to sit on her. Telephone manner was terrible as she didn't say a word.
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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? No

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Name: The Green Chair

City: Johannesburg

Area: Bryanston

Last Visit: February 2013

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Lady Green let me sit on her and gave me rimming I'll never forget. Nice and petite, small waist and nice legs. A bit on the mature side but classy. I'll definately come back for more. Infact, I'm thinking of booking her for my cat's bachelor party.
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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Classic. ESA had me in stitches. This is what the site needs once in a while. Good humor!! Well done.

Now for Punting Gift Vouchers!! Since we pump out hard currency into ESA, it wouldn't be a bad idea for ESA to give back to the PUNTERS.

These reviews wont get me to make a booking,, I got one of those babies right here, in my own home.

Well done miss green. If you keep up the good work for 3 more days, you'l be on the top 10 in a record time.

I won't be calling cause all the punters reviewing have less than a hundred posts... Waiting for Ben Leyden to sprout some Shakespeare shit about its feet or for a 100 poster to get dirty with this minx first

Lol - good one ESA
I vote the chair to be the girl of the month