This story is just too good to be buried under a review. I happened to be an (innocent) bystander so to speak, so this story is absolutely true.

Does this only happen in movies ? The answer is a resounding : NO

This actually happens in real life, and to be more exact on a balmy Monday afternoon at HOE.

The story started with two protagonists not wanting to sit all alone on the stoep of HOE secrectly eyeing the lovely lasses that parade around hoping that they will join at the table. Always easier if you have a wingman, which in this scenario was me.

I was actually invited for lunch by the beautiful Miss Bews, so I had a good excuse to be spending a Monday afternoon at HOE. I happen to mention to Master Q (for those new readers, that would be Mister Qcumber) that I would be there, and it so happens that he was also planning on going to HOE. So, as there is always strength in numbers, we arranged to meet at HOE.

I arrived a little early, ordered a beer, and sat alone at a table waiting for either Ann or Q to arrive. Ann came out to sit with some friends, and promptly did not recognise me. I felt like a real idiot, here I am sitting, suppose to have lunch with Ann, but to her defence I must mention that our last meeting was a few months ago. Gulped down the beer, went on the ESA site with my small screen phone to see where the hell is Q, and then realised I don't have my glasses. Anyway, saw a message to the effect that he was close by.

By now I was breaking out in a sweat. I actually made a booking with the utterly delectable Layla, and then the next minute she walks out, look me straight in the eye, and don't recognise me. I could have sunk through the damn floor at that point. My self-image took a nosedive and I promptly grabbed yet another beer. Layla went to sit with a companion in direct line of sight of me, Ann was sitting at the next table, looking at me, both not recognising me. How do you get out of this black hole.

Then, along came Q, dressed like a casual version of Michael Caffrey, complete with hat. Strength in numbers, and the tables were turned. We were now the ones discussing the passing talent and portraying that look of : don't come here, we will call you when we need you.

Anyway, had to go to the bathroom, and as I returned, Q had summoned Queen Ann to join us at our table. Only at this stage did she recognise me. Q and Ann obviously know each other well and the afternoon gained momentum.

The next thing I saw was the hot hot hot Eva arriving at our table. She was a customer, as she was not currently working there. This was now quickly turning into THE TABLE to be at, and the other customers were throwing envious eyes at us laughing and joking and obviously enjoying the afternoon. Naughty Eva then decided that the party was going too slow, and needed some Vodka shooters. From there the afternoon and the drinking and the laughing and the various girls passing by the table became a bit of a blur, UNTIL :

EVA TURNED AROUND AT SAID THAT SHE WANTS TO BOOK ANN, Q AND MYSELF FOR A SESSION IN THE JACUZZI. SHE WOULD PAY FOR IT AS WELL.

For a very long moment I just stared at her, not quite realising what she just said.

Let me just qualify here, as she was offfering the booking to us, she was in fact looking at Mister Q, so he was the main attraction. I was the wingman, but my training never quite included this scenario. Q looked at me, and said that this was a first for him as well, usually at HOE we pay to be with the ladies, now the ladies are going to pay to be with us ? Did I feel used or abused or belittled by this offer of someone wanting to use my body for sexual gratification ? Hell no, just could not believe it.

More Vodka shots and liquor to take with was ordered. At this point I remebered that I actually had a prior booking with Layla (that did not recognise me) and mentioned this to the group. I would have to decline the offer. No problem for Eva, she was focused on Q .

I can't remember if it was Ann or Eva that saw Layla (that did not recognise me) standing at reception, and promptly invited her to join us in the jacuzzi. Q, having seen the pics of Layla, also thought this was a good idea. Layla (who then recognised me), then joined us at the table for some more drinks etc.

This was like in the movies, the only problem : It was not the movies. It was Monday late afternoon at HOE.

For some mad moment in my life that I will regret for evermore, I decided not to be used as sexual gratification, and decided to continue my booking with Layla. That moment of madness will live on in memory, as this will never ever happen to me again. Q, Ann and Eva went off to the jacuzzi, and the details of that hot hot hot encounter is detailed on Ann's review page by Q.

I can just say that Q was the man, he brought Ann to our table, the other girls followed, and he ended up in a booking being paid for by Eva. How absolutely cool is that ?

Only in the movies ? Not when Mister Q is around.

I think I must apply to be Q's pimp. If beautiful Ann and Hot Eva is prepared to pay to ravage him, just think how much money the ugly girls will pay ?

Boys and girls, this is an absolutely true story and can be verified independantly.

As I left the building with Layla, Ann came to say goodbye, and just to twist that spike of my moment of madness of not jumping in the pool with everyone deeper : As Eva was dressing herself , she said : POOR ............ , didn't he miss out.....

What a wonderful afternoon that will live on in memory.

That's the stuff dreams are made off...

I dare to say that you're going to regret that extremely bad decision for many, many years to come! LOL...

Classic tale bud.
Don't let that feeling of regret linger, head out to HOE and conquer all that stands before u

Lmao awsome review.

OMG I am still getting flashbacks of that balmy Monday at HOE. My Wingman (as he calls himself) is being modest as the invite was a firm invite to all parties mentioned and definitely including him. His absolute gentlemanly behavior served me well that afternoon lol
I must admit when the offer was made by Eva he and I looked at each other in absolute disbelief and hey there I was 20 mins later...Losing my Religion

I want to thank PeterBuck for an awesome chat and some laughs and of course Gorgeous Ann and Utterly Delectable Eva for what followed.

*No ladies were harmed in the making of this review, not too sure about the punter/sp though*. lol

With respect I need to say that PeterBuck must be an absolute wooz, not to have Ann, Eva and Layla together in one pool ? Forget gentlemanly behaviour. He will be sorry for years to come. He could have been like a man on the moon, instead, like he said, on the drive home he must have felt like cutting his wrists.

HOE must be the place to be at.

Think there is a future for PeterBuck as a pimp. Wondering if I can become a client?With my looks I will most probably end up subsidising myself.

Thanks cb and Mike for rubbing it in. I really do not feel gentlemanly now, but yeah, lost opportunities...

Great day, great company, great place, what a wonderful life we lead.

Eva is coming back, I am her first booking on the 27'th. Thanks fo the advice IamFunLuva. Rushing in where angels fear to tread.

Thanks to Q, Ann, Eva and Layla for making memories.

Maybe Buck was worried that that they wouldn't respect him in the morning. What a gentleman.

Hoe at 2 come join us for a drink gents.

Hmmmm 2pm hey!! Maybe I should join this party after my meeting in pretoria
Pleasure peterbuck .. Sure Eva is gonna make it a session to remember