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Posted: 2015-09-14 22:17:22

Whose your worst disappointing booking ever? Mine was with a certain lady called Troy @ noordwyk. In an hours booking that one massaged my penis for 3minutes, put the condom on, lied dead there and instructed me to cum fast cause she has to go.

Can you pls share your worst experiences guys even ladies are welcome.
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Posted: 2015-09-14 22:34:43

Recently had a bad booking experience. Actually the more I play it out in my mind its like I got scammed or ripped off and I don't really know how to react.

Had a blow and go, so to speak, booked and had actually brought more cash incase an hour was on the cards. The lady wasn't feeling too well and I understood the situation she was in at the time. We chatted a bit about what was going on and I had similar experiences myself. Anyway, I paid fully and was promised a freebie on Monday when she was better.

Next day I get a WhatsApp wanting to loan R500 and I'd get a session as repayment and interest next booking. Needless to say my answer was no and I haven't gotten any freebie to make up for the half hearted incomplete session and thinking I should rather cut my losses and forget bout it.

I said I wouldn't post a review on esa... because it could literally happen to anybody punter or WG. But now after that loan story I'm thinking otherwise.
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Posted: 2015-09-14 23:35:30
Edited: 2015-09-14 23:36:12

In my very short career, 4-5 months, I had a budget one which when you do the maths works out quite expensive.

R 400 for the hour, Ok, so 30 minutes I was done, no BJ, no kissing, she only touched my dick while attempting to put the condom on, was surprised I actually wanted foreplay, 5 thrust missionary, 5 cow girl and after 5 doggy she started asking if I had cum.

A really pretty girl, very clean, smelt good but I have a sneaky suspicion I was one of her 1st.
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Posted: 2015-09-15 00:29:04

there are so many bad ones, where to start. To be fair the terrible ones only make up a small percentage of the total.

There is that horrible little blonde in Sundowner who got banned from esa a couple of times, currently advertising on ST as Onix, Ivy and Ava. It became a little funny when everything that I suggested she said that she does not do.
"So what do you do then?"
"If you are going to speak to me like that then I am going to leave!"
Which she did. I did not even get my pants off! She probably does that to every guy.

I fell for a switch and bait, the woman looked nothing like her profile. Like not even close. I was super horny so I thought, yeah, she will do. After the first dip I smelt rotten fish so I aborted. That was nasty.

There was a streetwalker I picked up once (Yes, I can hear all the told-you-so already). She smelt so bad that I was worried that she would infect the car seat. I stopped 50m from where I picked her up and told her to get out, she obviously refused without payment. So I scrunched up a R50 note and threw it out the window on her side. As she got out I drove off with the car door still open. I was so worried that my passenger car seat would catch some bacteria that I drove straight into a car wash to get a valet. Funny thing is that I would have thrown a few hundreds out the window to lure her the hell out of my car.
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Posted: 2015-09-15 09:47:54

@johnd, i hear you...i also generously donated towards school fees at the Sundowner house, not the same girl as you but i think the whole house is a scam!
Also had a few scamsters in sandton, most adds either banned or not on anymore. There is still one left but i am not 100% sure its the same girl.
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Posted: 2015-09-15 10:33:52

I have had a few, but my worst was a punt in Australia. Paid an entrance fee into a "club" in Sydney. Had an uneasy feeling but met a lovely young Sheila. Paid an "escort" fee inside the club to go to a room with a girl. Went into a room and she dived right in with foreplay, no more talking or settling in, she just yanked at my dick like it was a handbrake on a runaway truck. I didn't even have time to take my pants off. I started to get hard and asked her to put on a condom, then the girl says I need to pay an additional 200 Aussie Dollars for a "happy ending".
I refuse, she gets up and walks into the bathroom and starts to take a shower saying "we are done".
She left her handbag on the table so I jacked off into her purse, got dressed and left the club as soon as possible.

The good always outweighs the bad though.....
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Posted: 2015-09-15 11:44:57

On 2015-09-15 10:33:52 eye see you said:
She left her handbag on the table so I jacked off into her purse, got dressed and left the club as soon as possible.

The good always outweighs the bad though.....



LMFAO...
Meg
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Posted: 2015-09-15 11:47:08

Well one off my bad bookings was with a drunk young client in a club. This ass pissed and came all over my clothes. Theres a few but ill rather not say... its flippen fieslik how ppl are when they get drunk. That's why I do my bookings at home, with no drinks involved.
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Posted: 2015-09-15 11:53:09

Lol eye see you. Looks like you got your happy ending after all. Quick thinking mate.
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Posted: 2015-09-15 12:17:57

I remember two really bad punts, both of them years back when I just got into the game, with the one the lady she had me strip everything of while she kept on her top and jacket just pulled her bottoms down and said lets go then she also just lay there half dead.

The other one sounded so sexy over the phone, and also promised the world, I do this and that etc. once I got there it was a real shit hole of a place, should have bailed but being young and horny you think otherwise, when we started and I realised that she was a druggie and as high as a kite, lost interest straight away and told her I had finished she just lay there I took my stuff and ran like hell! she probably only realised an hour later I was gone! ha ha ha!

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