I got back from a punt this afternoon. Damn man. I think I had sex with a robot. Completely unresponsive, lack of interest and to top it all off I was out in 35 mins but booked an hour session. School fees punt I guess. My question though is what the heck do you do when you land up with a bucket of bolts? How do you convert this robot into something at least enjoyable?

Was it by any chance Michelle the Iron Maiden for Umhlanga?

Lololol. It was actually a wg from the red site, Carnival City area. Needless to say I'll be sticking to the purple site from here on out.

Oh I forgot to mention she treated my dick like it was kryptonite. Almost as if im going to shoot some acidic sperm or something.

Ha ha ha have had one of those worst thing ever.

Sounds like you got the wife experience :-)

I had one on friday. I will be more carefull in future.

What is the punts name?

Need 4....lol that's funny. But honestly, how do you not know the day you get married she wont perform in bed,(how do you NOT know you married a cold fish???) My dad always said put her on a hot plate and she would perform like no one is watching whahah! Well for the WG's that doesn't perform, Gents don't you read the reviews? You can see who walks out happy and who not. All my clients work on my reviews, and I think I could count on 2fingers of clients who wasn't happy over the years.

Hi Meg, been following you comments and pictures with interest for a while now. I wanted to introduce myself and let you know that I plan to see you soon.