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Massage Madness
Posted: 2016-04-10 16:33:27
So, I have proper back issues, and have neglected it to such a point that my siatica is screaming out at me. As a result, my glutes (aka ass) have transformed into a myriad of knots. I know I should go for physio or something similar, but who wants a clothed person manipulating your ass? I don't.
So, a massage in jhb northern suburbs via ESA is called for. By a qualified lady.... Neh.
So, a massage in jhb northern suburbs via ESA is called for. By a qualified lady.... Neh.
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Re: Massage Madness
Posted: 2016-04-10 17:25:31
Go for physio. Then go fuck afterwards.
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Re: Massage Madness
Posted: 2016-04-10 17:27:18
@crave....I have trained to help very specifically with this. I am in Edenvale, however. Kisses, Mynx
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Re: Massage Madness
Posted: 2016-04-10 17:47:34
Edited: 2016-04-10 17:48:33
Edited: 2016-04-10 17:48:33
I am a qualified sports, accupressure and Shiatsu massage therapist. Also offer hot stone therapy and aromatherapy massage for sore muscles.
@Crave you know where I am. Come on over will heat the stones and work my magic with aromatherapy oils ;-)
@Crave you know where I am. Come on over will heat the stones and work my magic with aromatherapy oils ;-)
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Re: Massage Madness
Posted: 2016-04-10 18:19:49
We differ: I'd visit a chiroprator - which will be male no doubt so no undue desires then.
For fun afterwards (if you still can move then that is) I'd ask Pieter for a referral to a "massage" girl - via PRIVATE MAIL because otherwise this forum might close...
On 2016-04-10 17:25:31 Mujahid001 said:
Go for physio. Then go fuck afterwards.
We differ: I'd visit a chiroprator - which will be male no doubt so no undue desires then.
For fun afterwards (if you still can move then that is) I'd ask Pieter for a referral to a "massage" girl - via PRIVATE MAIL because otherwise this forum might close...
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Re: Massage Madness
Posted: 2016-04-10 19:23:31
Dressed up in sexy lingerie and stiletto's waiting for Tracy and her husband who are supposedly travelling from North Riding for a couples massage.
The bitch booked for 7pm and switches her phone off. I wonder which pathetic wg this is?
The bitch booked for 7pm and switches her phone off. I wonder which pathetic wg this is?
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Re: Massage Madness
Posted: 2016-04-10 19:31:51
@ muj... Then I have the random clothed person grabbing my ass....
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Re: Massage Madness
Posted: 2016-04-10 19:50:12
We definitely differ boss. I know a female chiropractor. No way in hell will let another man try and fold me in two. Never know if these guys are battie boys or not.
On 2016-04-10 18:19:49 Chmoks said:
We differ: I'd visit a chiroprator - which will be male no doubt so no undue desires then.
We definitely differ boss. I know a female chiropractor. No way in hell will let another man try and fold me in two. Never know if these guys are battie boys or not.
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Re: Massage Madness
Posted: 2016-04-10 19:53:30
Hi Mynx. I know, you have amazing talent (s). Bordering on miracle working. Just saying....
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Re: Massage Madness
Posted: 2016-04-11 04:49:29
Edited: 2016-04-11 04:53:39
Edited: 2016-04-11 04:53:39
You could try me I do work your reflexology, sports massage, shiatsu etc... I work do muscle manipulation if need be and you will be pain free after a treatment with me ;)
I'll be back in the North either Friday or Monday depending on how things work out in Edenvale
I'll be back in the North either Friday or Monday depending on how things work out in Edenvale
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