Name: London


City: Johannesburg

Area: East Rand/Bedfordview

Last Visit: May 2017

Full Profile: [View London's Full Profile]

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Called her to enquire about services and she just started buzzing like a mosquito. Going on and on about being being bored since it's her birthday. I persisted about services and response was can't hear clearly send SMS I will respond. SMS sent. 30 min later no response. I call again and she apologized for not responding and said she offers a full GFE. I drove past as I was from pta going past Bedford. Venue is very clean. Reception lady is friendly. That's the only highlight of my visit. I was directed to a room and waited for her for atleast 7 mins, she came in dressed in red. And she damningly looks great. Asked for money upfront( 400 for 0,5hr and 600 hr). I went for an hr hoping I was gonna fuck her crazy. She left for another 5-8 mins. Came and started to play music on her phone. The volume was low an I whipped out mine and a blue tooth speaker and played the same genre music hoping it wud score me brownie points for her to open wider. She asked a smoke before we started, she lit something wrapped in a gold paper and started puffing away. Asked me to buy her a drink while puffing whatever she was smoking. I started fondling her boobs (from behind) and touching her body after her drug session. Tried to turn her around for some megabytes & that's when the shit hit the fan. For me to kiss her or eat her pussy I had to pop an extra 400. I wonder what the Fuck was going on in the grey matter between her ears then ( or maybe whatever shit she was smoking rendered the grey matter decommissioned). She instead offered a bare blow. I like kissing not a blow. Looking at her closer, she has a cold sore. I couldn't risk getting that herpes kak onto my dick. I suggested that it's best I left as we were not in consensus. Asked her if we could downgrade the service as I wasn't barely there for 30 mins( I was willing to let her charge for 30 mins instead). However her love for money couldn't let her be. I just decided to cut my losses. I took out out my towel to wipe the lipstick on my chest before I left and she starts going on about how cheap we South Africa males are. Apparently British white Blokes bring a towel for the lady as well. I was just fed up then with all that was taking place.

She is not new, she was Phoenix in sand ton a couple of weeks ago with any review.
No wonder her doubles partner (Baddest) broke up with her. She is too fucked up.( well I fucked her partner in Randburg last week and she was good).
I hardly see no redemption for you baby girl if you are still smoking whatever kak it is that you smoke. Just get yourself booked at a rehab and sort your shitty self out.

N:B this is my second worst ever punt since Thato(JC). Good luck to whomever punter is gonna visit her.
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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Wow that's a damn fucked up review if ever I've seen one. Reminds me of my experience with Fire/Sassy/Zaza in Ferndale.

Luckily I did not go waste my hard earned money. Last week Thursday morning I called her for directions and she was so abrupt. I ended up saying "excuse me but there is no need to be so rude". My "BS barometer" just said take ur money to someone who doesn't treat clients over the phone like sh#t. Good luck gents!

@Robby, that indeed was a fucked up experience for me. It now makes me feel uneasy of these money upfront interactions.

@Skhalo, someone had to take it for the team. And I just happened to be the unfortunate one. Whoever gets it from now on will have themselves to blame.

I know her and if she doesn't stop this shit she will slowly loose clients

At KellyR, that's not supposed to happen slowly. The only reason that would happen slowly is that after you experienced what you got, you didn't put it up to warn the rest. She didn't have any reviews on her Phoenix profile, I thought guys were munching and keeping to themselves.

What a crappy experience...All the more reason to appreciate the ladies that give us great service gents. These useless wgs need to be pushed out of business which equals more business for the hard working legit ladies

This is why I stick to the tried and tested.

On 2017-05-16 14:09:59 byron101 said:
This is why I stick to the tried and tested.

Don't limit your appetite Byron. There's nothing wrong with new talent. Often I try ladies without review and at time I hit gold. And on the other hand tried ladies with lots of good reviews and wonder what I did wrong to deserve the kind of service I get(not good).

Then again, this lady has the looks, body but whatever she was on, got her to a state whereby her are priorities skew. Or the industry is just too much for her. Whatever the reason for her behavior don't let it deter you from trying out new talent.

@roshta who's the former doubles partner? Profile name sir?