Guys help me think of what to say to boss and wife?
i wanna go up to polokwane to see a lady for a hour and it takes just over a hour to drive there. i cant help it i just have to go see a WG lol

Have the "car serviced"?
Pay outstanding traffic fine at Polokwane SAPS?

Do you travel for work at all?

Check out the auction sites for that area, find something that fits maybe checking out a property or mining equipment ... say some woman pushed you really hard on the floor and you did not win but at least you came close..

I can even give you a plan to go back home in the early hours of the morning

How about "I resign" "I divorce" lol :D go my bru. Just make up any excuse better than those ones Iam sure and come back with love :D

Tell the boss you have to drop the wife off there its a family energency and tell the wife you have to drop the boss there ....business emergency.....ja neh.....I know my little head makes me do wierd and wonderful things but its nevermade me drive to Polokwane LOL !!! :-)

Just call her and tell her you have car issues. Switch off your phone and go bonk that girl. Spend enough time with the girl until you are fully satisfied. In the wee hours of the morning call your insurance and tell them your car broke down and you need a tow truck. When the tow truck driver is about to get to your house tell him to switch on those flickering lights for dramatic effect. Go and knock, wake up your wife to ensure she sees those lights. Ask her for R100 to ensure the money is sufficient to pay the truck driver. She won't suspect foul play. Then later during the day you can go under the car and pretend to be fixing something. I know it works, I did it.

Just do it bru. Make your heart pound and return with love

On 2017-05-18 20:32:35 Beejay said:
Just do it bru. Make your heart pound and return with love

A pounding heart, love in the heart, an empty sack and a lighter wallet.