Decided to try a new lady today, called her this morning, confirmed rates, sevice and time. She advertised that she lives in my neighborhood, how convenient, I thought. She gave me a street name, not too far, also not too close to where I live, cool, I thought. Arrived in the street mentioned and called for final directions, bloody hell, she directs me to the house directly opposite mine! Did I cancel? Hell no, parked in my own garage (does that count as safe parking in the review system), strolled across and had a blast of a time.

Will I return? Who knows? For obvious reasons I cannot review the lady in question, I don't want my fellow friendly punters popping in for a quick chat and comparing notes. I am a family man after all.

That's freaking hilarious. Hope she didn't see that you parked in your garage, else she might pop over for a quick chat

Hope you didn't tell her you live across the road.
You don't want that old adage "don't shit where you eat" ring true with bad consequences. Being a family man and all.

Talk about finding rare gems at your doorstep !

Funny story. But it happens more often than you would think.
Years ago, I had a house with girls working there, and one evening the man across the street borrowed a friends car, who lived on the other side of town, and came to visit the gorgeous girl who worked there....without his wife noticing a thing!
Thought he had some initiative?

That will certainly be akward to an extend but talk about convenient

WineNot, you are so right, how many of us has sat on the sofa saturday morning, lekker jags, missus out and no where to go? As long as we keep it professional, I see this as convenient as the drive through at KFC.

Wait until your wife suggests having the neighbours over for dinner!

lol go borrow some milk ha ha enjoy

Morgs
xoxo

Once saw a gorgeous lady visiting neighbours accross the road from my previous house. Long black hair, short skirt and a fantastic figure. Never tried to make contact because I was not that friendly with the neighbours. Anyway, couple of months later I visited one of the most famous ladies from ESA and she turned out to be none other than the neighbours'visitor. Quite a coincidence.