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Rain... Fun... Humour!!!!
Posted: 2017-10-05 13:57:26
Men's Pearls of Wisdom
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
18. Breasts are proof that men can focus on 2 things at a time
Send to men with a good sense of humour and those women who need a good laugh.
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
18. Breasts are proof that men can focus on 2 things at a time
Send to men with a good sense of humour and those women who need a good laugh.
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Re: Rain... Fun... Humour!!!!
Posted: 2017-10-05 14:14:26
Hehe very good. I was told on many dinner dates one of whom is on this site - 'hey, my eyes are here'
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Re: Rain... Fun... Humour!!!!
Posted: 2017-10-05 14:14:27
Thanks for the good laugh Stormpie ;-)
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Re: Rain... Fun... Humour!!!!
Posted: 2017-10-05 14:23:39
LOL...that was funny!
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Re: Rain... Fun... Humour!!!!
Posted: 2017-10-05 14:36:54
Edited: 2017-10-05 14:39:28
Edited: 2017-10-05 14:39:28
DIE HUWELIKSNAG
Hy : Uiteindelik, ek het so lank hiervoor gewag!
Sy : Wil jy he dat ek ooit moet weggaan?
Hy : NEE!!!!
Sy : Hou jy van my?
Hy : Natuurlik, baie!
Sy : Het jy my al ooit bedrieg?
Hy : NEE. hoekom vra jy my dit?
Sy : Wil jy my soen?
Hy : Elke keer as ek die kans kry!
Sy : Sal jy my ooit vloek?
Hy : Is jy gek?
Sy : Kan ek jou vertrou?
Hy : Ja my liefie...
Sy : My liewe skat!
...en na 30 jaar se huwelik: lees dit nou van onder na bo.
Arz
Hy : Uiteindelik, ek het so lank hiervoor gewag!
Sy : Wil jy he dat ek ooit moet weggaan?
Hy : NEE!!!!
Sy : Hou jy van my?
Hy : Natuurlik, baie!
Sy : Het jy my al ooit bedrieg?
Hy : NEE. hoekom vra jy my dit?
Sy : Wil jy my soen?
Hy : Elke keer as ek die kans kry!
Sy : Sal jy my ooit vloek?
Hy : Is jy gek?
Sy : Kan ek jou vertrou?
Hy : Ja my liefie...
Sy : My liewe skat!
...en na 30 jaar se huwelik: lees dit nou van onder na bo.
Arz
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Re: Rain... Fun... Humour!!!!
Posted: 2017-10-05 14:37:58
Excellent Stormpie!
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Re: Rain... Fun... Humour!!!!
Posted: 2017-10-05 14:43:48
Skitterend Arz!
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Re: Rain... Fun... Humour!!!!
Posted: 2017-10-05 15:13:49
Good one Arizona ;-)
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Re: Rain... Fun... Humour!!!!
Posted: 2017-10-05 20:47:41
Lol!!! Thank you gents glad you had a good laugh...
@Arizona OMS!!! Thank you for sharing lol xxx
@Arizona OMS!!! Thank you for sharing lol xxx
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Re: Rain... Fun... Humour!!!!
Posted: 2017-10-05 23:20:01
Edited: 2017-10-05 23:22:12
Edited: 2017-10-05 23:22:12
lol Thank you for a lekker giggle Stormpie and Arz
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