After reading Big Macs posting to Escortnewbie about driving home feeling guilty for spending all that money, which is exactly how I felt everytime for just ejecting my wad, here's a tip on how to save money, it works for me. You pay yourself to jack off! What you do is, next time you get the urge to splurge your load, instead of going to a wg, really force yourself to choke the chicken instead (you can do it, trust me). What you do is put R500 on your bedside table and then when you're basking in the afterglow of relief look at the 5 buffalos on the table and I guarantee you'll say to yourself 'thank fuck I didn't give my hard earned, precious wonga to some lying, thieving wg'. Then you take a R100 of the R500 you would have spent and reward yourself by going out and getting a nice juicy steak to braai and good bottle of red wine, you can get both for R100, or go to your favourite restaurant or you can save and if you're a regular punter you will have a few hundred after a week or two. Then you can get yourself a CD or good bottle of whiskey like Caol Ila, Talisker, Lagavulin etc. I promise you after a few short weeks you'll be jacking off listening to your favourite music, afterwards enjoying a juicy steak with a delicious bottle of wine followed by a good whiskey and a fat cohiba cigar! No wg is worth that! All for just paying yourself R100 to spank the monkey, and you'll save a FACKING FORTUNE! I've now been able to limit myself to seeing wgs just once a month.

Laughing my fucking bollocks off, at long last somebody with a sense of humour
Big Mac

Brilliant, if 2007 has brought one thing to this forum it's witty members :)

Hot frog, you can totally eliminate punting by learning some yoga moves to become flexible enough to suck your own cock! You'll be saving that extra R600 bucks!

Glad to be of some amusement:) Johan200, you have no idea how I've tried to suck my own cock to save those extra bucks and have gotten within an inch of it, so close yet so far!! But having a sprained neck and torn back muscle almost had me out of action for a couple of weeks!

Wait till I regale you with stories about how I tried (and failed) to set up and agency in 2007. Man, what a fucked up life experience that was

Hot Frog, you have to tell us that story. Take your time, type it up and paste it here for us. I'm sure the others here will agree that we all love a good 'life experience' story. I've posted mine here, that's for sure.

RibboLR, I'll post my memoirs of 2007 and let you know how I even ended up with the completely stupid idea of trying an agency and hopefully dissuade other guys from doing the same. It really is folly and you'll come out a loser

Most startups (not just brothels) fail. The trick is to just get back on the horse.

Although I suspect running a brothel comes with its own unique problems!

You bet and because it's not strictly legal there's absolutely nothing you can do when shit starts to happen and the girls make problems and then, when it's too late to back out, you realise that you need them more than they need you because if they all piss off and you have no pussy to sell, then you are left with your dick in your hand and an empty house with no clients. The skanks know this and exploit it!