We have some really poetic punters around.

There are SF's ChatGPT sounding love poems to himself. Then there are some real honkers among the punters. I was reading some reviews written about a delicious looking lady and actually laughed out loud at some of the statements that punters have made ... possibly while the blood had not yet returned to the big head.

Starting a thread of the ridiculous comments / typos/ bloopers punters make and let's see if it takes off.

Two suggestions from me to avoid harming anyone's business and keeping this good dirty fun:

- the advertiser should not be named (nor the punter for that matter)
- only comments from punters and not advertisers

My first submissions:

- Her veg is tight soft and she gets extreamly wet and wild.
(Seems I am a vegetarian after all)

- This women exhumes the definition of a women and will exceed your wildest fantasies in every way
(Last time I checked, to exhume is to remove a dead body from the ground after it has been buried. That is a pretty wild fantasy that one, and certainly not one I have ever had)

- I would eat you till you drop xxx
(This is very concerning. Either the punter is a cannibal and he is suggesting he consume her until she falls .... possibly from loss of blood ... or the lady is holding something (in???) that his eating will cause to be dislodged)

On 2024-09-08 11:19:43 2old2 said:
My first submissions:

- Her veg is tight soft and she gets extreamly wet and wild.
(Seems I am a vegetarian after all)

- This women exhumes the definition of a women and will exceed your wildest fantasies in every way
(Last time I checked, to exhume is to remove a dead body from the ground after it has been buried. That is a pretty wild fantasy that one, and certainly not one I have ever had)

Hahahabbabababbaaaahaaaa!

I have found many a time auto correct does its thing on my posts and truly makes for laugh a minute comedy.

We ain't in school here but, this was seriously worthy notice and added to good banter without any malice.

Still laughing!!!!

Gooooood morning Sunday

Good morning entertainment of the purple sort!

Eeeek....waiting for some of mine to appear....


RB.

Lol.. what a fun thread..;)

Auto correct and sometimes the mere use of a second language rather than the mother tongue can lead to real funny or sometimes shocking statements.

We all been there and we all felt the burn of the cheecks when someone points out our oeps or when we realised it outselves...having a giggle about it does take away some of the sting though. ;)

We aligned mouths. We entwined. All act was clutch, All fact contact, the attack and the interlock Of tongues, the charms of arms. I shook at the touch Of his fresh flesh, I rocked at the shock of his cock. Straddling my legs a little I inserted his divine Person between and closed on it tight as I could. The upright warmth of his belly lay all along mine. Nude, glued together for a minute, we stood."

A WG's vivid account of one part of her life as she explained to me...


"The Escort's Escapades"


I wake up each morning, with a smile so bright,
Another day, another client, another delightful night,
I check my phone, for the day's schedule tight,
"John at 10, Bob at 2, and Steve for dinner tonight"


I prep my hair, and perfect my stride,
Got to look good, can't let the clients slide,
Lingerie and heels, the perfect disguise,
Who needs coffee, when you have compromising positions to prize?


From vanilla to kink, I cater to all,
The thrill of the night, never will fall,
Role-playing, massages, or just a friendly chat,
My skills are vast, and my prices are where it's at


But then there's Gary, who always wants to dine,
On pizza and wings, while watching Netflix in bed all the time,
And Tom, who thinks he's God's gift to earth,
But can't get past first base, without a premature birth


The stories I could tell, of awkward and strange,
Like when Mike wore socks, with sandals to range,
Or Sarah, who paid me, just to listen all night,
About her cat's anxiety, and her failed baking delight


It's not all glamour, or champagne and roses,
Sometimes it's just weird, and endless nose-picking poses,
But hey, a girl's gotta make a living, right?
So I put on a smile, and get through the night

SuperFuck

This girl is amazing. Everything about her exumes class.

Another poor punter who wants to exhume class .... maybe he sees dead people (or the lady reminds him of his wife and just lies there like she is dead)?

There are 2 **** profiles. But is it the same person ?? Because when you read reviews the other account comments on this ***** account and says thanks.

I think someone forgot to take his meds

This women is just of the hock she has a amazing body n skills to match the i hope i cud rate her like a 100 n real valve for money she cud diffenty charge more for wht she brings but yes just awsome

Someone else typing while the blood has not yet returned to the big head