I just want to throw this out there and see what you people think AND RECOMMEND TO GO .Have a laugh at my misfortune too ! I had a bit of time yesterday so I went for a great punt in the Newlands area . Still feeling a bit frisky this morning , I decided to go again but it was too early . So I picked a WG in the Cresta/Randpark ridge area . Looked ok . New house in so only two WG's . I went with one who looked pretty alright . I noticed she was in a hurry to get things over and done with , removed he clobber at the last moment , kept legs closed,... not allowed to touch . Ok so I decided to get it over and done with .. To be very honest it was not too bad .. not the best .. But Ok . But on pulling out ..... Holy Friggin Moly .. This whiff hit me .. Like a dirty bin ..My question is why can they not realize that this is how they earn a living .. Wash the friggin restaurant if you want clients to eat there .. Ok . So got cleaned up with wet wipes and headed home with that smell lingering in my nostrils . Went and had a hot shower and wiped my sidekick off with alcohol just in case .. Burnt like ten shizzs but I was worried although I had removed the sleeve carefully and wiped carefully .. just in case . So there I was apologising to my sidekick for sending him into the mine with all that toxic smell and seriously contemplating buy a fleshlite instead of submitting him to that again .. Ok .. so Pammy's WG,s were always clean . I think only once in all the years did I ever have a bad experience with smellykoek . So that is why I prefer going to organised houses where the powers in charge can insist that the girls wash and deodorize . And now .. what do you guys reckon .. any bad experiences like that ?. where is clean and secure parking where the ladies actually keep the restaurant spotless and fresh ?. Still got that smell in my nose .. makes everything else smell like it too .

I think this smell can be "cyclical", and not necessary indicating an std - sometimes just simple bacterial growth/infection, which presumably is (mostly) harmless. But i am speculating(& hoping).

I have also been to very very popular WG, at times rated constantly in top10. With a terrible smell. I guess most punters are to scared to blow the whistle on a popular girl, fearing a huge backlash from the regulars. And to be honest, my eyesight and smelling is quite bad, so when i smell something, the due date is long gone...

The lube that is on lovers plus condoms, has a nasty smell.

During a session, I played with an SP and all was OK during the muff and before penetration.
After the deed, I got a funny smell and asked the SP...WTF...I thought she was talking KAK,then she showed me the wrapping, and asked me to smell it.

I don't understand that girls can't smell it themselves..... hygiene in our environment and in daily life is crucial! But I'm going to throw it out there that we do experience the same on our side. In my session I ask the client to go shower first.... sometimes you can hear them not even get in but just probably stand next to the shower letting some time go by. In my session I get onto the bed and massage from behind and oh me oh my..... the whiff that hits me is overwhelming..... still all I can do is just breath (through my mouth lol) and try and finish! So yes we do experience that one in a while as well but overall I must add that most of my clients are extremely clean and always smells yummie! ;)

Xxx

On 2018-05-28 16:08:38 Galaxy @ Blue Eclipse said:
In my session I ask the client to go shower first.... sometimes you can hear them not even get in but just probably stand next to the shower letting some time go by. Xxx

To add a bit of lightness, to this heavy subject - these can not be Cape town clients - they will take a 55 minute shower and expect a 5 minute quickie. lol

On 2018-05-28 13:46:38 saph said:
Still got that smell in my nose .. makes everything else smell like it too .

Sorry saph you had such a bad experience. But I couldn't help myself, I just had to laugh right there in the end....lol.

I'll be in Joburg soon and these days I'm comfortable based in the Cresta area. Does that mean you'll have second thoughts driving through for a proper meal at KLs Restaurant while you wine and dine...*wink*? Don't worry it's not on the house. The tab will be running....hehehehe

I hope non of the other ladies in that area suffer as well hey.

Yip! Nothing more gross than a 'dead fish' smell to kill the mood.......

This is such a serious matter but this thread is hilarious.

The reality is that human beings are absolutely gross creatures. If you think about the different organisma living in your mouth,fingernails, feet, gut and front and rear ends it is a nightmare!

But feelings of lust overtake all other feelings and we persevere.

@punter001, boss no Africaans allowed. The word be "organisms. Lol


I think it's a right of passage for every punter to encounter a stinky pussy and smelly ass crack at least once.

Damn man, one time I'll never forget was a Arcadia in Pta punt. That smell was so bad it gave me Forrest Whittaker eye.


I've had my fair share of top 10 gals when you flip over for doggy and massage those ass cheeks and that ass crack toxic fumes rise up like a Parkwood housing protest.