well one Saturday afternoon during the month of February, I decided to call this lady in Pretoria, which I then visited. When I got there, I was greeted by this fine beautiful WG, couldn't believe my eyes. she then to ld me to undress which I did as she took out the condoms and wipes. I was asked to like on the bed and she wiped my cock before putting a condom on, she gave me a BJ(covered) then she got on her back and opened her legs to me, I felt very special, very powerful, the thought of an older beautiful woman opening her legs for me, guess what she was trimmed and had a piercing on the cookie. I thought this existed in porn movies. we started with the deed although I could feel myself drowning maybe because I believe I have a small machine, quickly lost an erection, when I pulled out the condom got stuck in her, you can imagine the embrassment,then she told me to put another one of Which I did, then changed positions same thing happened,I ended up dressing up and leaving..my first worst experience, I wouldn't blame the WG though

You just embarrassed yourself again man. Lol

On 2018-05-06 15:05:27 Victorrrrr said:
You just embarrassed yourself again man. Lol

Why? Read the Heading of the thread Victorrrrrrr

Mine was approx 10 years ago, younger and naive back then, in Turrfontein (yeah yeah - so i burnt and i learnt - it's not the best or safest of places to punt) ... picked up this gorgeous street hooker who couldn't keep her hands off my cock once she climbed into the passenger's seat... she suggested we go to her flat around the corner to do the deed

Handed over the fee and we both undressed. Whilst getting down to the deed, i hear some voices (nigerian accents) and guns cocking... didnt know what was about to happen so asked her wtf is going on... she left the room for a brief moment to speak to them and returned to assure me that everything is fine and im safe.

But, out of fear, i couldn't go on any longer... pulled out, slid the condom off, wiped up, got dressed and proceeded to leave... only to be confronted in a dimly lit doorway, by a gun-wielding nigerian pimp who conveniently removed all my money from my wallet whilst threatening to shoot me if i resisted in any way.

I was then 'set-free' and told to 'get out before i got shot' ... i have never in my life ran down the stairs, opened the car door, climbed into the driver's seat, turned the key, and drove away as fast as i could, almost forgetting that i need to change the gears.

Today i am lucky enough to be able to relate my story here. Thanks.

A bait and switch. The pic on the ad showed a young stunning redhead.
What opened the door was a haggard, wrinkled, anorexic, tiny saggy-boobed witch. I got the worst BJ, dressed and ran.
Hence I check reviews and recheck them

Just Last week, at a dingy Brothel *I know,I know......what was i doing at dodgy brothels in the Joburg cbd, I should know better*

Anyway i was drunk + high as a kit.

After so many years of taking white I thought i could now control my erections regardless of how much i consumed.

BOY WAS I WRONG!

Attempt after attempt, Bj after Bj &......NOTHING!

No more punting after consuming *Cremora*

A Hard or should i say Soft lesson was learned

Also had a bait and switch sernario .. should have left but stayed .. definitely my worst experience but luckily haven't had one since !!!

My worst punting experience...

I called a girl. Got to her address. It was a commune. I had to wait for her 'co-worker' to finish in the room they worked from. So I decided to do everything standing up.

When I called her we agreed on Greek. When the time came to do the deed I noticed she was in obvious pain, so I stopped and proceeded with the normal hole after changing condoms. The plus side was that the girl was super hot and had a gorgeous body and she knew how to screw, but worse even than the set-up was that there was no aircon or fan in the room and I came very close to passing out from heat axhaustion. I never sweated so much in my entire life and refused the towel she gave me to use.

She told me to come back any time. Not a chance.

After so many years of punting I have experienced everything from a shit coated condom after greek to getting a grannie whilst she advertised as a milf :(

On 2018-05-06 15:42:21 ilovemywoozle said:

A bait and switch.
What opened the door was a haggard, wrinkled, anorexic, tiny saggy-boobed witch. I got the worst BJ, dressed and ran.

Boss, I can definitely relate. Exactly this were the reasons for many a horrible punt!