According to Huffington Post it is National Orgasm Day today.
www.huffingtonpost.co.za/2017/07/31/13-people-describe-their-first-ever-orgasm-for-national-orgasm-d_a_23051033/
So carrying on in the same vein - how would you describe your first orgasm.
Mine was at 13. Was fooling around with an older girl and the next thing I felt like I wanted to pee badly and was shocked by what came out.
Way before the internet and sex education.

I have missed out on National Orgasms day ... f#ck !!!

Have also missed out, but have made my quota of 21 for the month.

Yewrev ... and i thought I was the Pta man slut ... lol ... I am so far behind it feels like i am in front !!! Well done boss !!!

On 2017-07-31 17:55:14 BOOBS53 said:
Yewrev ... and i thought I was the Pta man slut ... lol ... I am so far behind it feels like i am in front !!! Well done boss !!!

Some months I do get lucky at home also, does help in getting to 21. And then you should not under estimate the quality and skills if the ladies I do see. Having a double O in an hour is not off the menu.

Well I had a biggie!

Hmmmmm .. taking that angle ... I am definitely in front .. let's see ... roughly 16 at home ... 7 punts/massages with sp's and 12 wanks in between ... lol !!!

Ps: Nearly forgot the 4 wet dreams !!!

Quota achieved !!!

SSS HANDSHAKE !!!

This is a new month starting tomorrow.

So I budgeted 21 visits at R 900-00 average.

R 18,800-00

WTF

Then I said, ok, twice in one hour like Yewrev, that is still 10 visits plus 1, thus 11 x R 900-00

R 9,900-00

Still WTF


That is now with a little help from my friends (Beatles mucic playing)




But then I remembered that I am a member of the SSS, so I can probably try and do 11 (ALL BY MYSELF , Don't wanna be, all by myself..anymore (Eric Carmen singing), then I need 5 visits where I need to cum twice, so that is 5 x R 900-00

R 4,500-00


That is affordable.



And then the sexting thing from Grey Knight and now I have performance issues, cause I haven't wanked for such a long time. Can I still do it by myself, cause we can ONLY focus on one thing at a time. So the slightest distraction, and I have to start all over again. And I am not ambidextrous, so I can only perform with my one hand, an then I also remembered the last time that it took so long that I got a cramp in my arm, and had to stop.


So now I am stricken with fear, I need 21 ejaculations, how the fuck is that gonna happen.


And remember , there is now even pressure on the "help from my friends" part as well, because you only have one hour to cum twice. And as soon as that lady glance to the watch to see how much time is left, then I am shattered. And if the first one takes longer than 10 minutes, will I have enough time to reload ?
I am not the fastest gun in Pretoria....


What the fuck am I to do ?

Cheers

Where I'm from everyday is National Orgasm Day ;)

INL

"What the fuck I am I to do ?"

Just find the balance between affordability and your 21 requirements or get a f#ckbuddy to help you out ... lol !!!

Decisions ... decisions ... decisions !!!