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Mall manners
Posted: 2017-06-14 09:25:13
Edited: 2017-06-14 09:28:50
Edited: 2017-06-14 09:28:50
Here's the scene:
You did it for me you little goddess of seduction you, so your face is pretty much stuck in my mind for a while (along with some other parts of you, but thats another discussion ;) )
Now, while out shopping/ dining with wifey, I see you come up from ahead in the mall... A waze of prettyness coming my way.
Now what will YOU handle best?
Should I just ignore you? (Probably, right?)
Should I just nod hi and carry on? (Some wifeys may frown on this)
Should I greet: Hello Smacky, good too see you, How's things at home? Wifey, this is Smacky, one of my reps/ students/colleagues/clients.....?
Just curious, because I know a smack on the bum as you walk past will probably get me smacked by both you and the missus..... Although it may be worth it, hehehe
And : Wifey, ontmoet Smacky van die Pieleplukkery in die Ooste just wont work- I am quite sure of that.... Eish
You did it for me you little goddess of seduction you, so your face is pretty much stuck in my mind for a while (along with some other parts of you, but thats another discussion ;) )
Now, while out shopping/ dining with wifey, I see you come up from ahead in the mall... A waze of prettyness coming my way.
Now what will YOU handle best?
Should I just ignore you? (Probably, right?)
Should I just nod hi and carry on? (Some wifeys may frown on this)
Should I greet: Hello Smacky, good too see you, How's things at home? Wifey, this is Smacky, one of my reps/ students/colleagues/clients.....?
Just curious, because I know a smack on the bum as you walk past will probably get me smacked by both you and the missus..... Although it may be worth it, hehehe
And : Wifey, ontmoet Smacky van die Pieleplukkery in die Ooste just wont work- I am quite sure of that.... Eish
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Re: Mall manners
Posted: 2017-06-14 09:29:19
Just walk on by and don't even make eye contact!
If she is stupid enough to greet you, headbutt her and tell wife she was trying to steal your wallet, lol
If she is stupid enough to greet you, headbutt her and tell wife she was trying to steal your wallet, lol
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Re: Mall manners
Posted: 2017-06-14 09:40:03
I would walk by...smile (if your wife isn't looking directly at your face at that exact moment)
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Re: Mall manners
Posted: 2017-06-14 10:04:24
Very very very gentle nod. Make absolutely sure the wifey doesn't see this. Lemme me warn you the 'wifey' has a special talent to detect this. So be careful
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Re: Mall manners
Posted: 2017-06-14 10:05:52
Now that's some good advice... Headbutt her.. LOL
On 2017-06-14 09:29:19 daporra said:
Just walk on by and don't even make eye contact!
If she is stupid enough to greet you, headbutt her and tell wife she was trying to steal your wallet, lol
Now that's some good advice... Headbutt her.. LOL
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Re: Mall manners
Posted: 2017-06-14 10:13:56
Lol that's a bit harsh.
On 2017-06-14 09:29:19 daporra said:
Just walk on by and don't even make eye contact!
If she is stupid enough to greet you, headbutt her and tell wife she was trying to steal your wallet, lol
Lol that's a bit harsh.
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Re: Mall manners
Posted: 2017-06-14 10:15:14
ThaT comes from head banging watermelons in his shop
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Re: Mall manners
Posted: 2017-06-14 10:23:42
Walk past and avoid all eye contact is my option.
I hate going out to try and avoid situations like this lol
I hate going out to try and avoid situations like this lol
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Re: Mall manners
Posted: 2017-06-14 10:24:09
Walk past and avoid all eye contact is my option.
I hate going out to try and avoid situations like this lol
I hate going out to try and avoid situations like this lol
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Re: Mall manners
Posted: 2017-06-14 11:39:21
This is the male ego at work. How many times has it got me into unnecessary troubles?! I know better now. Just walk on if you can.
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