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A woman scorned
Posted: 2017-03-27 11:30:03
So I recently commented on a thread called "Makeup", where I made a joke regarding what women look like the next morning after waking up without make up (was a joke only). I said they seem to deteriorate during the night.
Well I had an overnight booking after that and boy did I pay for it!!!
Tried to get in a quickie the next morning, but was told: "No, because I deteriorated during the night so surely I am not attractive now. Let me put on makeup first" (she said this VERY sarcastically)
To this I laughed and said "Yes please put on some makeup" (as a joke of course).
Damn I was met by a punch that would make any Boxing coach proud :-o
She might be a girl but she certainly does not punch like one! In Afrikaans we call it a "lammie".
So ladies -- I have paid for that comment ok. No more punches please!
And gents, be careful of a woman scorned! Lol!! Just had to share...
Well I had an overnight booking after that and boy did I pay for it!!!
Tried to get in a quickie the next morning, but was told: "No, because I deteriorated during the night so surely I am not attractive now. Let me put on makeup first" (she said this VERY sarcastically)
To this I laughed and said "Yes please put on some makeup" (as a joke of course).
Damn I was met by a punch that would make any Boxing coach proud :-o
She might be a girl but she certainly does not punch like one! In Afrikaans we call it a "lammie".
So ladies -- I have paid for that comment ok. No more punches please!
And gents, be careful of a woman scorned! Lol!! Just had to share...
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Re: A woman scorned
Posted: 2017-03-27 11:36:30
Hey grey night easy solution......dont look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire!
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Re: A woman scorned
Posted: 2017-03-27 11:40:58
Edited: 2017-03-27 11:42:02
Edited: 2017-03-27 11:42:02
Byt daai een jou ani gat lol! ;-)
Think before you speak...we have perfect memories regarding things you gentlemen post.
Think before you speak...we have perfect memories regarding things you gentlemen post.
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Re: A woman scorned
Posted: 2017-03-27 11:44:08
LMGA....thought that was going to get you in trouble Sir (you know...women..pffft). Always thought the armor would make you impenetrable to any sort of attack though. With stuff like "cock and ball torture" being debated on here...I believe you escaped with minor damage...Well done.
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Re: A woman scorned
Posted: 2017-03-27 12:09:05
@playbyday -- lmao! I will remember that.
@Meg -- I learnt my lession ja! Lol. And you ladies are a lot stronger than you look (must be all the massages you give ;-))))
@Meg -- I learnt my lession ja! Lol. And you ladies are a lot stronger than you look (must be all the massages you give ;-))))
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Re: A woman scorned
Posted: 2017-03-27 12:11:04
@Mini -- yes sir, it could have been a lot worse. Especially because all my armour was lying on the floor at that point. Luckily the punch was aimed high and not at the crown jewels!
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Re: A woman scorned
Posted: 2017-03-27 12:26:09
GK ... we must be so careful what we say and when we are saying it !!!
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Re: A woman scorned
Posted: 2017-03-27 12:44:47
Lol BOOBS, I found that out the hard way. Lesson learnt!
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Re: A woman scorned
Posted: 2017-03-27 16:03:49
Whahahaaaaa!!!! Thought you will get burned for that one.... lmao where's barbie doll for this one hehehe...
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Re: A woman scorned
Posted: 2017-03-27 16:21:10
Lol I'm here I'm here
On 2017-03-27 16:03:49 Stormpie @ Sense-unique said:
Whahahaaaaa!!!! Thought you will get burned for that one.... lmao where's barbie doll for this one hehehe...
Lol I'm here I'm here
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