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Private numbers - Why we take them (and why some are so entertaining)
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Posted: 2016-04-09 18:49:12

From a business perspective we try answer all the calls that come in regardless of the number it comes from. As a company policy we don't keep numbers of anyone calling, the reason for this is simple... I asked Eve from day 1 to keep everyone's privacy a priority.

Now this is where it gets a bit more fun from the private number callers:

THE PANTY SNIFFER:
Yes sir, I am sure you are reading this, you are welcome to call the ladies and ask questions about their under garments but it becomes a bit much calling them all for this fetish and never pitching, the under garments piling up on my desk is making it difficult to find the stapler.

THE PHANTOM SEX CALLER:
Sir, your staying power is beyond my wildest dreams! You sir manage to call from a private number every single day so that we can hear how you are having sex with someone, then asking if we would like to join in on the fun. Although we welcome fantasies and get all the girls around the handset to huff, puff and squeal along you put down the phone, this is not playing along!

The kwaai naaier:
You young lad called all day and swore at Eve on the phone for not supplying full house girls but said it was ok because you had your own endless supply of vagina. Problem?

We will continue to answer private numbers, as many of our regulars do prefer to withhold their number, thank goodness Eve has the patience and sense of humour to put up with the riff raft in between.

Stay warm between the sheets this chilly weekend,
Andy.
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Posted: 2016-04-09 18:54:07

Yes they will all be out there. Quite funny read.
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Posted: 2016-04-09 18:55:48
Edited: 2016-04-09 18:56:16

Andy

By all means hold on my number .

I am the : SHY NYER (note the alliteration. Did not go for the Afrikaans version which is a little in your face.)

Eve is a star, friendly and helpful.

Cheers
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Posted: 2016-04-09 19:44:22

Hi P,

Thanks for the offer but we pride our business on anonymity so we'll decline.

Andy.
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Posted: 2016-04-09 19:53:13

Mr pieterd002 ... Please check your inbox, you have a special offer from the Blue Eclipse Team.
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Posted: 2016-04-10 07:40:36

I'm one of those persons who normally use a private number. It's not possible for me to always have a second punt phone with me, and another sim will also look suspicious. I respect the ladies who don't answer private numbers, I understand their reasons, and there is a few I would like to visit, for example Ziske in Villiera, but at this moment I will stick to the ones who answer private numbers.
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Posted: 2016-04-10 17:25:44

Offering Pieter a freebie hmm?
That's unfair in my brooks... I'm the heavy-breathing kwaai-nying (thanks Piet) panty-sniffing anonymously-phoning phantom and get fully glossed over but for a mere mention?


Hilarious that you entertain such calls btw, should give it a try one day ;-)
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Posted: 2016-04-11 01:42:55

Classic Andy
For many the call is the hardest part, but there's no excuse to be an asshole (at least on the call - people's personal preferences are their issues once the appointment has been made).
Thanks for offering us a much needed service in such a respectful manner. You are the best.
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Posted: 2016-04-11 10:25:56

Chmoks

It is called marketing. And good marketing as well.

Sent you a PM.

Cheers
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Posted: 2016-04-11 11:40:56

On 2016-04-10 07:40:36 Njammies said:
I'm one of those persons who normally use a private number. It's not possible for me to always have a second punt phone with me, and another sim will also look suspicious. I respect the ladies who don't answer private numbers, I understand their reasons, and there is a few I would like to visit, for example Ziske in Villiera, but at this moment I will stick to the ones who answer private numbers.

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Njammies, I am not the type to bother clients, neither do I have a need to stalk them lol. So you are more than welcome to call me with the number showing. Or better yet inbox me and we can make arrangements for a visit ;)

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