So I met up with my bro and some cuzzies this morning. They are planning to go on Umrah to Medina and Mecca towards the end of this year Nov/Dec. I was invited to join the trip.

Ive never been to Saudi Arabia so if any punter here whose been there can shed some light on punting opportunities in Jeddah, Medinah and Mecca please share some info and tips. Wouldnt mind screwing some pure Arab punani

In Jeddah, near the american companies is probably a good place to start but check it out with google to begin with and go from there. It is probably there but well, well hidden and kept very very private. It is a Sunni country so there is no Mutah so that's a problem.

Near Medina and Mecca.. don't even think about it, if the police catch you even just looking for it in those places as a "devout" muslim they will basically lock you away and throw away the key... If the religious police catch you then you are so screwed you might as just chop your own head off...
Added to all this would you really trust DIRCO to get you out ?

My advice, don't do it.... book your flight through somewhere like Bangkok and go wild there by all means but the Saudi's have no tolerance for anything outside their wahabist view.

That's grand advice given there deamonza. Remember this always ash1, Never shit in the place u
plan to eat.....

Really? What's the point of going on umrah then.

In Saudi they stop you while your jogging, listening to your iPod to make sure you paid for the music listening to.....not like here at all....they can't eve even a access porn site .....lol..

Meaning to say they allow no porn sites or pirates music

Who cos on umrah to screw around?

Eish guys, what Ash choses to do during his pilgrimage is his choice... remember, most of us good christian boys have punted on a Sunday.

@Amber Jade, i have never seen them go as far as listening to the music of non-Saudi's but the internet is crazy filtered and so is everything else. They have asked people to open laptops and checked the contents before letting them in so you can't even risk taking in some skommel material... Nah, taking a chance there is just not worth it... most people unfortunately think they can go there and it will be like Dubai where as long as it not done in public you can do mostly what you want.

Yo Amber dont tell me you have been to Saudi?

Guys its not like i was planning or am planning to go on Umrah. My brother and a few cousins are planning to go for a 3 or 4 week Umrah trip including going to Jarusalem to Masjidul Aqsa and the Dome of the Rock. Its not the more important Hajj.

No need to judge me when some of you fuckers are also addicted to zeena.

Anyways probably not worth the risk of trying to get laid in Madina or Mecca since i have read that the Saudi religious police pay local citizens to spy on foreigners to the extent if you happen to say wahabism is worse than shia'ism they can lock you up for good without trial. If i decide to go with i may only exploit some punting opportunity in Jarusalem since i read there are indeed brothels there.

Don't try in Saudi. Just don't.

Also, make sure Israel is your final destination; most Arab countries will not allow you entry if you have an Israeli stamp in your passport.

Plenty of punting opportunities in Jerusalem. Lots of Eastern Europeans.

Big drives against human trafficking so be careful if you visit a brothel or two.

Again, do not try in Saudi it's not worth it.