Three playboys meet.
The Italian says:
When I've a finished makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy.

French man replies:
Zat is noting.when A've finished making ze love with ze wife, ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen I lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue. She floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstacy.

Redneck replies:
That ain't nothing. When I've finished porking the ole lady, I git out of bed. Walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin ceiling.

A young Chinese couple get married. She's still a virgin and truth be told so is he. But she doesn't know that. On there wedding night she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. My darling he whispers . I know dis ur fiss time and u berry frighten. I promise u I give u anyting u wan. I do anyting. Juss anyting u wan. U juss ask. Whatchu wan? He says trying to sound experienced and worldly. Which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently ( and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back . I wanna try someting I have heard about from the other girls.... numbaa 69. More thoughtful silence .this time from him. Eventually in a puzzled tone he asks her. U really want Garric chicken with corrifrowa?

A young Chinese couple get married. She's still a virgin and truth be told so is he. But she doesn't know that. On there wedding night she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. My darling he whispers . I know dis ur fiss time and u berry frighten. I promise u I give u anyting u wan. I do anyting. Juss anyting u wan. U juss ask. Whatchu wan? He says trying to sound experienced and worldly. Which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently ( and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back . I wanna try someting I have heard about from the other girls.... numbaa 69. More thoughtful silence .this time from him. Eventually in a puzzled tone he asks her. U really want Garric chicken with corrifrowa?

The Redneck wipes on dick on the curtains??? Surely he gets his sister to lick it !!!

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted by him puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer he finds his parrot sweating. How come u sweating he asks. The parrot replies do u know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken.

lmao! Thanks Monika.

U welcome johnd

A man came home from work only to find his wife on the porch with all her bags packed. Jus where the heck do u think ur going he asked her. I'm going to Las Vegas said the wife. I jus found out I can get $400 a night. For what I give u for free. The man said wait a minute. Then ran inside the house only to come out with his own suitcase in hand. Where the heck do u think ur going asked the wife. The man said I wanna see how u gonna live on $800 a year

LOL Monika -- thank you for brightening our day (& night).

HeHe Monica if ever you decide to leave the escort business your future as a comedian looks bright , funny stuff !