Here's a review of the utter waste of time I did a while back. Enjoy!


What up punters!

Just come from Layla or Alexa on the Trader. Just a heads up don't use the number listed on here, call Sirens directly then the cost is R550ph. Looks like they are trying to make a little extra on the side, but then who am I to
frown upon a little entrepeneurship?

First off this chick is hot, seriously hot. Met me at the door with black fishnets and a see thru negligee. Straight boner!

So off to the room we go and handle the formalities. She comes back undresses to her panties and offers a massage. I oblige, seeing that she was superhot and that I did in fact book for an hour!

She claims that it's a 'good massage' but its right at this point that things go pear. I take the boxers off, lie on my stomach and she straddles me. Grabs some ice cold body lotion and slaps it my back. No warming up the hands, nothing. Shit was so cold I almost sucked myself into my asshole. She didn't seen too perturbed and continued merrily along.

About 5 minutes later she asked me to turn over for a front massage. I cautioned her about the cold lotion and we quickly moved onto the bj.

shit my thumbs are sore now, but back to the task at hand.

She pulls out the condom and puts it on my limp cock. Making smalltalk I ask if she enjoys the act. Note to self: don't ever that a again! She replies 'No, sometimes guys go straight for the cookie''. I'm thinking WTF, you better get to sucking. She does and I'm pleasantly surprised, not half bad albeit 2mins.

She comes up and asks what position I like. Now I'm a lazy bastard and like to lie on my back and get riden. So I suggest that and wait for the reply, 'No I'm tired', huh? Now I at her in amazement wondering if I.m being punkd.

She rolls onto her back and I slot it in. Nice and tight actually, I hit it for about 5 mins and she moans a little, but then freak out when I playbite her nipple, apparently its off limits. My bad, but she should have set the groundrules upfront and its not my fault that I got carried away. Btw those titties really are heavenly.

She's still not getting on top so we go for doggy.I.m slightly pissed off now so I bang her hard. She moaned some more and I blew my load. She cleaned me up offered me a shower and then got all friendly again! That would have actually help when I was sub 7 in her lovepie. Weird actually.

Overall a disappointing punt. Like I said she's really hot but knows nothing about service.

3/10

The SPY will not go back.
Over and out.

Second note to self: stick to the pc when doing reviews-thumbs are dead

Sir , you do us punters to much honour. Thank you.

With your bold ,vivid ,and true account of your experience , you have confirmed our suspicions.

What a pitty with this beauty...eish...

@Ben well I try Squire.

is this the one?

http://www.esa.co.za/members/displayAdvertiser.php?uid=6688

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@ Nomadsoul
Umh,what u on about superspy getting ripped off....?
Fee was standard, got received @the door, immaculately dressed, he admitted she was friendly...she did him 2 different styles....went FULL hour!?
Superspy NEVER GOT RIPPED OFF!!
He is lucky she never cut the booking short- NIPPLE BITING!!? What u thought u were in a porn movie Spy?
WTF quitt crying fowl! She was probably worried ud get a stroke and bite her nipple off in the tragic event....
Listen dats the fun of booking indian working girls (to all the ignorent) ...the cum with attitudes, its built in, accept it OR LEAVE IT!! Call it speciality fucks if u would whatever, but crying abot a ind wg dat gave u lip HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

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I think it goes even further than that. Having some sass is ok, but being downright lazy and self entitles to the point that you think as long as you're hot you don't have to put in effort is ridiculous.
The gist of what spy was saying is that he paid for a blowjob the way he wanted it and a fuck according to his liking. Not only did she say no, but she couldnt have cared less that he was dissatisfied. He didnt pay to be told by a hooker that 'I'm not in the mood for that'.
Get real Andrew and catch a wake up. Laila gives bad service, not just bad attitude - hence a ripoff.

@andrew007 you obviously know fuck all about service and to add insult to injury you have clearly missed the point of this forum which is to share personal experiences.

I said she was hot yes, I said the blow was good yes, but I also said the shag was shit and she had a kak attitude as if the sun shines out her ass. I never said I got a full hour, in fact I can't remember but a full hour of shit service is pointless if you get my drift.

These are just my opinions like the rest of the punters on this forum so instead of jumping to her defense, take your head outta her ass and go hit that yourself.

Superspy