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Posted: 2011-03-14 10:54:04
Edited: 2011-05-21 20:20:31

Due to the offensive nature, this post was deleted. My apologies.
R2D3
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Posted: 2011-03-14 11:05:12

How much did she charge for the night?
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Posted: 2011-03-14 11:41:15
Edited: 2011-05-21 20:22:14

Due to the offensive nature, this post was deleted. My apologies.
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Posted: 2011-03-14 12:48:06

Hmmm seems like peter was an only child and never learnt to share.

Whats the link to her profile? Or am I too base to see?
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Posted: 2011-03-14 15:53:00

haha, this guy almost sounds like he is talking about his wife / sum1 he knows for his entire lifetime
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Posted: 2011-03-14 19:24:36

It ill-beseems a man to ask a gentleman for the charges he hath incurred for the favour of a beautiful woman.

Such a bald question inevitably loses him respect-and as inevitably invites contempt.

R2D3
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Posted: 2011-03-14 21:17:06
Edited: 2011-03-14 21:22:29

it was a joke, an anticlimactic juxtaposition of his romantic perception of having paid a whore to pretend to love him and be his girlfriend for a night. I thought it was funny, a reminder to him that at the end of the day she is just a whore and he is a punter. He paid her money to pretend to be his girlfriend and lover for a night... oh how romantic.

Suckers like PeterPan are a whores greatest blessing and curse, a blessing because he is naive and gullible and easy to swindle, they know if they keep him happy, he will be a sustainable cash cow for them. On the other hand, he is a curse, because he doesn't understand the boundaries and doesn't seem to realise that this is just a business transaction like going to the doctor or psychologist. Most whores will tell you that there is nothing worse than a punter who falls in love with them and wants to date them.

Dear PP, keep her to yourself. Your taste in women is appalling, I am not into middle aged chubby women with saggy tits and diva complexes.Only you are stupid enough to spend the ludicrous amounts of money you spend on hookers.

Ben Layden
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Posted: 2011-03-14 21:36:54

To R2D3, Esq. - These:
Sir , you have raised yourself very high in my estimation by your very just and ingenious rejoinder.
I am , sir , etc ...
B.L


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Posted: 2011-03-14 21:42:10

Piet Panne,

You leave us with barely any clues as we have no reference to the star from Garsfontein that shot off the site.

Switching to Ben Layden mode:

Dear sire, your drivel maketh me snivel eschew the name of this lass post haste. A name a virtu(al)ouse address for us mere mortals to hath and behold. Doth she be rose entrusted with tiny throns or doth she indeed apply the lather and barber's tool to gently scrape the stubble from her peculiar legs.

Switching to Johan200 mode:

Built?
Boobs?
Action?
Name?

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Kom Piet Panne gooi die boontjies uit en laat ons hoor wie is die dame of moet ons wag om te hoor dat jy en Shakira die strydbyl begrawe het...of is 'great' veronderstel om na die grote Jessie te verwys?
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Posted: 2011-03-14 22:05:45

Ek klim nou net uit my tydmasjien van Engeland 1640 A.D -
en stap in 2011 A.D Suid Afrika om Pieter Pan te vra wie is die mooi dame ?

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