Posted: 2010-07-16 15:19:30
Piet and Koos, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
>
> Piet turns to Koos and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life
> without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and
> sign up for some classes.'
>
> Koos thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Piet goes
> down to the college and meets dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the
> four basic classes: Maths, English, History, and Logic.
>
> 'Logic?' Piet says. 'What's that?'
>
> The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
>
> 'Yeah.'
>
> 'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you
> would have a yard.'
>
> 'That's true, I do have a yard.'
>
> 'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically
> that you would have a house.'
>
> 'Yes, I do have a house.'
>
> 'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
> family.'
>
> 'Yes, I have a family.'
>
> 'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a
> wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
> heterosexual.'
>
> 'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to findout all of that
> because I have a weed eater.'
>
> Excited to take the class now, Piet shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go
> meet Koos at the bar. He tells Koos about his classes, how he is signed up
> for Maths, English, History, and Logic.
>
> 'Logic?' Koos says, 'What's that?'
>
> Piet says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'
>
> 'No.'
>
> 'Then you're a moffie ..........'